non omnis moriar

i’ll kill you and wear your boots

[dogpuppy]

My favorite clickhole quiz, been calling my dog my marvelous little lamb man since 2016 because of this

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[frailbug]

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[coughloop]

[tall]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[dogpuppy]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

[sympathetictrout]

Me last night trying not to order Twix eggs online [i failed]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[stood-onthecliffside]

[fagtron5000]

This fanfic shit is easy

[lezuzu]

uhhh, yeah. post your WORST uncles RIIIIGHT here. 👇

[pokkin]

I once had an Uncle named Forsooth who had a wicked scythe he would strike into the land and black ichor would pour forth I once had an uncle named Listerine who would stay still for years at a time so we'd bury him then he'd sue us I currently have an Uncle named Tyrant Lord, more terrible than the rest, who ate all of my uncles except for Yub Gubby, who is destined to one day free his brothers

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[zorreta-punk]

night walk with mama