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Emerson // Leo // EST 1998 // Hufflepuff // Epilepsy // Animal advocate // he/them // ftm nonbinary  // bun, cat, and doggo dad / TERFs & truscum can stay the fuck away

[hinerdsitscat]

The New Thrawn Books: The tl;dr Version

Book 1: Thrawn

Empire: Thrawn, you might be a right bastard of an alien, but damned if you don’t get results. You’re promoted again! Thrawn: Can I take my translator with me? Eli Vanto: You really don’t need me to translate for you anymore. Thrawn: Oh no, help, I just forgot every word of Basic I ever learned. Eli: You’re speaking Basic RIGHT NOW. Thrawn: Okay so we’re all in agreement that my translator is coming with me? Eli: <groans> All I wanted to do was be a supply clerk ffs

BOOK 2: Thrawn: Alliances

<Setting: The Past> Anakin Skywalker: <kicks down every door he encounters in search of Padme> WHERE IS SH—oh hey, a weird alien. Thrawn: You are probably the most screwed up sentient being I have ever encountered in my life but ngl I’m kind of digging it. <Setting: The Present> Narrator: HE’S a by-the-book Grand Admiral, and HE’S a loose cannon Sith Lord. Together, they fight crime solve mysteries about disturbances in the Force! Thrawn: You know, back when I went on an adventure with Anakin Skywalker— Vader: SAY HIS NAME ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF A DAMN AIRLOCK Thrawn: ;) Vader: <screams internally>

[yourfavoriterapscallion-deactiv]

That’s how it happened.

[wanderingchild]

“Leadership is a role and a task that should never be aspired to lightly. Neither should loyalty be given without reason.”

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[n0ttmuch]

GUYS, Guys, Consider

[standard-muse]

Me watching the Clone Wars trailer and realizing we're straight up going through all of Revenge of the Sith again.

[obiking]

[thrawnadelrey]

are ya’ll emotionally prepared? cause im not 🥺

[taylorstiel]

reasons to watch the puppy bowl

the referee is a rescue sloth

all players are rescue puppies

an African grey parrot live tweeted the entire game

a piano playing chicken performed this year’s national anthem

[shadsasaur]

i need to pick up a small basketball net. my child shall Win The Sports.

[acupofconure]

African Grey knit caps are here!

[marchandfriends]

me talking about my bird

▶🔘 ———————– 162:45:32🔁 🔈|||||||||

[awed-frog]

*brb crying*

[marchandfriends]

when you’ve been out of the room for a while now and your birds have been quiet the whole time

[tucothegrey]

Happy October from Spooky-Tooky herself! “Spooky-OooOoo” 👻🎃✨

[thechanelmuse]

[lilbabynunu-blog]

This is cuteeee

[isabellaofparma]