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like mother, like son
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It’s a bit rushed sorry. School really likes giving me work so I haven’t found enough time to draw a lot.
I drew the hubby, Mothman. You cant tell me he doesn’t own a fur coat and thats why he’s fluffy.
imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice
"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.
Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.
Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.
I'm sorry, we don't take american express.
Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.
We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.
And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"
Alternatively,
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.
Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.
Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.
Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.
Wonderful. You take care."
They create a perfectly normal call cemter staffed by decidedly amoral college students and paying them at least 4x minimum wage.
hiring manager: you’re not concerned about the ah, services we offer?
a college student who has eaten ramen twice a day for the past year: for $25/hour i’ll pull the trigger myself
Look, the difference between Assassins and Customer Service is that Assassins are paid a lot of money to kill people and Customer Service isn’t being paid nearly enough not to.
my mood
Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?
show me a bigger downgrade
Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem
I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it
oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you
It’s for an investigation, I’m with the fbi
My apologies
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happy transgender it’s friday .
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JUST IN CASE there’s anyone seeing this funny picture who doesn’t fully understand why this is a terrible idea a circuit breaker is a safety device. It’s designed to shut off a given circuit in the event of an overload. If you stop it from doing its job, you could set your house on fire. Even if that doesn’t happen, you can also cause really expensive damage to your house’s electrical system.
Most houses (and other residential units) will have outlets on several different circuits. (Major appliances, like the stove and refrigerator, usually get their own.) If you have a breaker that keeps tripping, look around for an outlet that still works when that breaker trips, and plug some of your stuff in there instead. (There may even be a helpful diagram inside of the door of your breaker panel--most of the places I’ve lived, it was either left blank or completely illegible, but it’s worth checking.) The idea is to spread the load out over multiple circuits.
TIL the function of a circuit breaker isn't common knowledge
What the hell else do people think they're for?
Remember that there’s at least a whole generation of people who were raised without any serious education on how to maintain homes or personal property by their parents or schools
everyone posting that “my generation lost hobbies” post is so stupid like no you fuckwits hobbies were stolen from you by a system that demands you work 8 hours a day to earn a tiny percentage of the profit you generate, leaving you too exhausted and brainwashed to enjoy exercising passion without financial incentive
Not to mention if you DO somehow have that energy to create, people put pressure on you to monetize it. You can’t draw for the sake of drawing, your family and friends think you’re good enough that you need to sell it. You can’t sing for the sake of singing, you have to turn that into a career or shut up. You can’t write fanfiction for your own enjoyment, you’re wasting time when you could be working on your OWN novel.
These are sentiments that have been told to me over the years. That people think you are ‘wasting your talents’ if everything you do isn’t for the sake of profit. And I’m here to tell you folks… that’s SAD.
No one is entitled to what you create except you.
*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*
I…you…is that even remotely possible?
no, thats why its a joke. thanks
My favourite moment of the whole episode. I thought we would have to watch another 3 episodes for this to happen