Eternal Insanity

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

It’s her….The Binch

[heist-family-content]

Damian: Baba, I want ear piercings.

Bruce: I'll make your appointment at Claire's.

Damian: Dick didn't get his ear piercings done at Claire's!

Bruce: No, your brother gave Wally West the sharp point of one of my batarangs and told him to use his super speed to hole punch his lobes at the same time, then he threw up in a flower pot and tried to ice his bleeding ears with one of my chilled bottles of wine. You are going to Claire's.

[ruinedchildhood]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strangetikigod]

[ruinedchildhood]

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[navigatorwrongway]

#Now I know the original purpose of the trolly problem is that its not a problem to be solved so much as a scenario to demonstrate that choosing not to act is both an action itself and one with moral weight.

#That said#I am willing to accept this as a legitimate response to the issue

#If you know from trains and how switches work you can choose to throw the switch in a way you think might save everyone

#it may or may not work#but it's in line with the original experiment's reasoning and in line with real life that yes

#even doing the crazy thing at the last possible section is an action with moral weight and sometimes even worth the effort#better still.

#You can design tracks with this breaking mechanism baked-in for future trollet scenarios

#this is how both climate repair and aircraft saftey are done in real life

@gallusrostromegalus’ tags deserve to be seen!

[juicemetal]

This is funny coming from Reddit

[a-random-ufo]

whizzes past

[juicemetal]

Did I park my post in the American desert? What’s going on?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.

likely place for tony hawk to be

[cookinguptales]

“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.

[inwardhardar]

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[danidoodels]

I genuinely cant remebr what i have and havent posted here anymore

[ananasinus]

Dick is always available on the phone. He may roll his eyes at yet another call from his brothers, just to complain, but he will always answer and always let his siblings speak.

Dick will answer a hundred, a thousand ordinary, unimportant calls, but he will never miss an important one again.

One day he smashes the phone, and when half an hour later he recovers Jason’s missed call, he immediately calls back, his hands shaking.

Jason: Hey, big...

Dick: Is everything okay? Where are you?

Jason: What? I'm fine, I just wanted to..

Dick, his voice shaking: God, I'm sorry, I should have answered, I'm such an idiot, I'm so sorry..

Jason: Stop! I'm fine, I just wanted to ask if you want to patrol together today?

Dick, almost crying: Yes, yes, of course, of course I want to.

Jason hangs up and stares at the phone for a long time. In the evening, he meets his brother and hugs him. Dick clings to him with all his might.

[peachybeam]

it’s that time of year

[nomailday]

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

[lightningstrikes-art]

[argentsunshine]

[i-suggest-becoming-a-guy]

Well folks, it’s happening. We need to fight for our sisters in New Hampshire so they may use the bathroom as they please. This is ridiculous!

I am pleading with any NH residents, please mail your local legislatures, get your, protest, something! This is an obvious overreach of government power and it will become more common if we do not shoot it down now!

New Hampshire Republicans Want to Keep Trans People Out of Restrooms in Private Businesses

If passed, the bill would be the farthest reaching anti-trans legislation.

[almonddespair]

If you're near New Hampshire do everything you can to help fight this, if you're not, PLEASE spread the word! The trans women there deserve your support and solidarity, not just thoughts and prayers! I know how scary it can be to call and mail your government officials and I know how disheartening the empty platitudes they often respond with if they respond at all can be, but your voice can and does make a difference, especially when it isn't alone, so I am begging you not to be a bystander here!

[brucewayneloveswomen]

goo goo ga ga

hello father

youve birthed me

- @your-newborn

…

😦

Okay… uh… stay here!!! I need to make a call

📞

Uh yes hello Gotham city orphanage—?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning from the airport

[heyget]

Being the Red Hood’s goon has a pretty good wage, all things considered. Healthcare, hell, you even get dental. Nobody knows how that was even set up.

So whenever there’s an opening and the Red Hood has to hire a new guy, there’s an interview waitlist the length of a neighborhood block.

Jason: So, Batman. You like him?

Applicant: Uh. No?

Jason, writing in his notepad: I see

Applicant: Is that good or bad?

Jason: I’m asking the questions.

[stories-i-guess]

Everytime Red Hood asks that, he’s internally kicking his feet and giggling because he’s being so cool right now, getting a whole gang of guys who hate his dad to do fun crimes with him and beat up bullies.