Davvity

[Multi-fandom and oc artist]

[theorderofthetriad]

"birth rate decline is bad, who's going to take care of all the old people in the future" who the fuck is taking care of the elderly right now????

too many nursing homes right here right now in the present are understaffed and neglecting their residents. is this because we lack the working people available to do that kind of work? or is it because nursing homes don't pay well and don't staff enough and so people choose better paying jobs that don't do shit to help the world we live in.

we live in a society where people waste their labor working for medical insurance companies, working in advertising, working on gen AI. there are so many dumbshit industries that don't need to exist and require a lot of labor that could be better allocated.

We live in a capitalist society where the elderly will be neglected regardless of the birth rate. Shut the fuck up about how the elderly will be impacted as if you fucking care about the elderly people alive right now.

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THIS but most of the carers right NOW treat the elderly like SHIT -an ex home caretaker who's seen it all

[mayloony]

Midnight strangers

Chapter 8

Based on the fic Midnight strangers by @seriouslycalamitous on Ao3 !!

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Silly lil art dump

[electraslight]

more raines..... they've been on my mind lately (duh)

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Oh my 😳

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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Arm Candy for Hire side character for lil guy comic

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Death Head Moth side character for my lil guy comic

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Little Hero’s clothing design, they're a lil shirt big pants gay

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Fantasy x Horror my beloved

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I smell a big project in the works

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

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[scottjate]

This is so important

[graylinesspam]

That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.

I replaced “I’m stupid” with “I’m a God damn genius.” “Move over newton” “another masterpiece”

I replaced “gross/ disgusting” with “sexy/attractive” “the hight of elegance”

I replaced “I suck/ that sucked/ this is bad” with “fantastic”, “a lovely time”, “ swell/jolly good”

Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.

It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.

[duckbunny]

I found my brain was stuck on “I want to die” when the truth was “I want to go home” or “I want to take a nap”. Switching over to the true statements took practice but I’m sure it was easier because I knew it was true. I didn’t have to persuade myself to make jokes about it because I could just… be honest instead of hyperbolic. like yes, okay, me, you’re fed up and grouchy, but you don’t actually want to die. you want a snack and to read your book. let’s not get carried away.

[fantomartz]

If The Train Was Coming

Yeah so… I cooked, turns out @silverskye13’s Redstone and Sculk has overtaken my mind completely, and then I saw Inkskinned’s poem the other day and well, I made connections; tumblr killed the quality but ah well

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[allie-leth]

Remember when we all had to learn to square dance for some reason...?

The fuck was that about.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.

So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"

And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.

So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."

[bigscaryd]

Please, as if any respectable hobbit would need such a talking to. Hobbits accept that sometimes babies come early, sometimes they come despite a long absence, sometimes they don't resemble you at all. Still your child.

A proper hobbit man would cut off his own toes before questioning his parentage of a child born to his wife, no matter what he might not have done or, indeed, seen her actively doing.

[homunculus-argument]

True, but it's not like Gandalf would necessarily know that.

Imagine a big frightening wizard ominously manifesting into your house to scarily tell you that under a very thinly veiled threat of death, you should do something that you were 100% going to do anyway, without having even considered that anyone might do otherwise.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

so, like...he hooked up with the husband too?

[systlin]

Yes

[davvitydavvv]

Did OP just Mary of Bethlehem the Hobbits??

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Art dump of recent sketches of ocs I share with @fantomartz. These are main characters from our webcomic in progress

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If I were to price these each individual sketch of a single person would be 10-12 gbp, drawing over meme images would be 20-25 gbp each

[wanderlust-farm]

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[pigeon-god]

for reference this was a past setup

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[davvitydavvv]

Leave my boy and his grandpa bed alone 😤