[newtnboi]

𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙽'𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙸𝚂𝙰𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙰 𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙽?

I looked up to see a cute, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 boy, his pale blonde hair carefully gelled into 𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 spikes, smiling at me in a friendly way. he obviously didn’t think I smelled bad.

                                               𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙰, I corrected him, with a smile.

                                                𝙸'𝙼 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 !                           * credit !

[newtnboi]

‘ never half ass two things .      whole ass one thing. ‘ - mike newton, probably.

because it is about time this man’s shitposting self be revealed to the rest of this lovely fandom, please like / reblog this post if you would like to interact with a HEAVILY canon divergent mike newton from s.meyer’s twilight series. he’s a good egg, i promise.

[volturiseams]

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄.   /   twilight original character. written by fae. ©

[newtnboi]

‘ never half ass two things .      whole ass one thing. ‘ - mike newton, probably.

because it is about time this man’s shitposting self be revealed to the rest of this lovely fandom, please like / reblog this post if you would like to interact with a HEAVILY canon divergent mike newton from s.meyer’s twilight series. he’s a good egg, i promise.

[synthena-blog]

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[synthena-blog]

the reason why mike newton doesn’t like the cullens is because he has a crush on all of them and it confuses him

[synthena-blog]

i really wish we had seen bella working at mike’s family store. the comedic genius. the can i speak to the manager moments. there is no manager. bella has to bring mike over. mike has terrible fear of being yelled at by older women or anyone in general.

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

"Fav author" is a stretch honestly, but yes, the Renaissance is thriving, bitches

[synthena-blog]

smeyer: makes mike newton a pervert who can’t take no for an answer, sulks when he gets told no and only likes bella for her looks 

me: takes mike newton, makes him my own oc, has him respect bella’s feelings, doesn’t shit talk the cullens, likes bella for her humor & take no shit attitude

the one thing we share in common: mike’s comparison to a golden retriever because he’s eager to please and follows people around due to a lack of social cues

[synthena-blog]

heads up is i’m making mike his blog & heads up is i’m definitely going to make him canon divergent because he had potential and smeyer went nah fuck it we’re gonna make this dude a butthurt nice guy stereotype 

[synthena-blog]

I very well may make a Mike if that’s the price I have to pay for his god tier content on the dash 

[alecvolturi]

Mike Newton: I have decided that I am in fact a snacc, people (Bella) are just not hungry

Jessica Stanley, muttering indignantly: I’m fucking starving

[synthena-blog]

I cannot stress this enough how much I would love to see a Mike Newton in this fandom.

[synthena-blog]

This man shook his ass in front of charlie swan with no fucking hesitation okay 

[synthena-blog]

I cannot stress this enough how much I would love to see a Mike Newton in this fandom.

[eddiemoonson]

[synthena-blog]

all my mutuals reblogging meme: me: it’s my time to shine

[obscuredmemes-blog]

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours… (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT 🔪 – stabbing them 👊 – punching them ✋ – slapping them in the face 👞 – kicking them 🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails  🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair

NSFW 👋 – spanking them on the booty 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss 👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice] ✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off 💦 – eating them out 💫 – pulling their hair 🔥 – grinding against them 💧 – bathing them