DevilsLittleBanana

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #2260

"What would you dream for, if there were no limits?"

"I'd love to say a better world, but in all honesty, just a simple, comfortable existence for myself."

[theabstruseone]

[professor-cold-ramen]

[princessanneftw]

King Charles III attending a Palm Sunday service in Gloucestershire wearing what appears to be his father Prince Philip’s coat 🥹

Source: @royaladdicted_new

[writing-prompt-s]

Take a group of aliens from any Alliance, drop them in a forest on Earth, and they will be dead in a week. Take a group of humans and put them on any Deathworld and in one week there will be a functioning tribal society.

[recoiloperated]

We were shocked at the number of empty Garden worlds we found when we reached the stars, lush untouched tropical paradises, thick and rich Forest worlds, veritable Edens where barely anything wasn’t edible, almost perfect environments where severe weather was such a rare event heavy thunder storms would make the news.

We expanded for almost a century across hundreds of worlds, before we ran into another intelligent race, and we learned why- we met one of their survey ships when it tried to warn off the research ship Isaac Arthur from making land fall on New Caledonia on the outer edge of the Orion arm. A “class seven” death world, with unbearably high gravity and inhabited by terrifying predators and horribly toxic plants.

Specifically a small six limbed cat like arboreal that exhibited some limited pseudo-telepathy we were really looking forward to studying, and a few mint parallels and a pseudo-capsasinoid that was already being cultivated as a spice.

They of course understood that such a young race would be devastated to learn that one of their colonial fleet made such a long journey to learn that the planet wasn’t inhabitable. So we could appeal to the council of worlds for a new colony planet.

Out of pure curiosity we decided to fly out to the council world. Probably not the smartest idea, a surveyor just assumed we were new to the council, the council knew we weren’t even part of it. Whoops.

Anyways, that’s how we ended up learning that earth was the only class 11 death world, and the only death world to have an intelligent species to get to the stars.

[the-past-chronicles]

Maria: *exists*

Anastasia and Olga: I woke up today and chose violence

Poor Maria being caught up in Olga and Anastasia’s chaotic energy!! Meanwhile Tatiana appears to be noping the heck outta there- 😭

If I remember, this footage may be from 1915?? Correct me if I’m wrong!

[thestarik]

[romanovdays]

Rare footage of the Grand Duchesses and the Tsarevich in Romania, 1914.

[princesselisabethofhesse]

1895

Letter excerpts from Alix to Ernst Ludwig.

Peterhof. 25 July 1895. 

Letter sent to Wolfsgarten Castle, Egelsbach.

My darling Ernie dear,

This minute I received a sweet letter from dear Ducky, which gave me great pleasure, as I had not heard from her since a very long time – she is so lonely without you, I cannot understand how she could separate herself from you & the tiny Baby. What a love she (Elisabeth) must be now in her short frocks – it seems too strange to me, your being a father, but how you must adore her I can well imagine.

Alexandria, Peterhof. 30 August 1895. 

Letter sent to Coburg and forwarded to Rosenau, Öslau.

My darling Ernie dear,

I see by the papers that you are again alone, and that Ducky, the bad penny, has left you for Coburg… I have finished Baby’s (Elisabeth) quilt, & Paul will bring it to Wolfsgarten.

Peterhof – Saturday, 14 September 1895

Letter sent to Wolfsgarten Castle, Egelsbach, and forwarded to Romrod.

Fancy Baby (Elisabeth) having already 3 teeth, she is in a hurry! How proud you both must be of her.

Tsarskoe Selo – 14 October 1895

Letter sent to Wolfsgarten Castle, Egelsbach.

My darling Ernie dear,

With all my heart I thank you for the lovely picture of sweet Baby; it touched me deeply your having sent it me, & was such an immense surprise when Ella brought it me this morning. It shall quickly be framed & hung up.

Tsarskoe Selo – 24 December 1895

– How happy you must be to have yr Baby again – she no doubt looks like a giantess after our little One (Olga Nikolaevna).

Source: The Correspondence of the Empress Alexandra of Russia with Ernst Ludwig and Eleonore, Grand Duke and Duchess of Hesse. 1878-1916.

[princesselisabethofhesse]

1895

Letter excerpts from Alix to Ernst Ludwig.

Anitchkov Palace, Saint Petersburg. 19 January 1895

About what  day do you hope the happy event to take place? You must be anxious –but I am delighted to hear Darling Ducky is so well­. –Xenia I think expects in June –she is very well only paler than usual & I don’t think feels ever as sick as poor Ducky did.

Anitchkov Palace, Saint Petersburg. 12 February 1895

 I am distressed to hear your poor little wife is suffering so, as I had been told she was so well & looking so pretty.

Saint Petersburg. 7 March 1895

I am so excited for news about Ducky & getting most impatient, –she says you have not determined about the names – a boy I should call Ludwig (Louis) – a girl Marie (May).

Saint Petersburg. 17 March 1895

I do wonder  what you are going to call your little one, May, Alice or what.  One of the names, not to hurt Darling Grandmama i suppose will be Victoria, but i am sure not the first –how splendid, A. Vicky could be godmother too & much flattered. –If Marie, I wonder whether you would ask A. Minny as Godmother or not? She was mine & I think Mays; – I do wonder what names!

Saint Petersburg. 24 April 1895

What a wide awake face the little one (Elisabeth) has got –too sweet!

Tsarskoe Selo. 4 November 1895

Letter sent to the New Palace, Darmstadt.

How is your sweet Baby? All admire the picture so much – it looks so pretty in my mauve room, & I feel very proud of my Godchild.

Source: The Correspondence of the Empress Alexandra of Russia with Ernst Ludwig and Eleonore, Grand Duke and Duchess of Hesse. 1878-1916.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[drunkenrussianrevolutionary]

help me Roger

[romanovsonelastdance]

Heir Tsesarevich Alexei Nikolaevich as a baby. 

Four daughters had been born and yet no heir.  Most Royal families have a certain vein of mysticism but none could surpass the Russian Imperial Family. Their Faith, their Country, the long winter with its monotonous snow and silence, all tend to develop a strain of melancholy in their characters. The Empress desired above all else to have a son, but so far only these sweet daughters had been born.   Prayers and pilgrimages, all had been undertaken in vain.

When at last the Tzarevitch was born, the religious mysticism of the Empress increased, mainly owing to the sad malady inherited by her son. She was shy, which was a great handicap, in many ways.  She was awed by her mother-in-law, the Dowager Empress Marie, and frightened of hurting her feelings. And the Empress could never forget the opposition which the late Emperor and his wife had displayed to her marriage. She believed that Society did not care for her. This idea was fostered by people who wished to estrange the Imperial couple from their subjects. She crept more and more into her shell, eventually only her husband and children counted—they became her complete world. The illness of the lovely little boy was a torture to her and the unacknowledged certainly that he could never really be cured, a martyrdom.

Agnes de Stoeckl, My Dear Marquess

[russiancourt]

Most of all I remember the famous Grand Duchess Elizabeth Feodorovna, the sister of the Empress, one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. They had a striking resemblance to each other, but the Grand Duchess Elizabeth had a thinner oval face, which is why those who knew her said that she surpassed her younger sister in appearance. She had charming manners, a sweet smile and a charming voice. She had amazing taste in clothes, and she was one of those people who create their own atmosphere around themselves. She became the personification of what a princess should be: charming, amiable, finding a kind word for everyone. When someone saw her after a bereavement in the gray clothes of a nun, calm, sweet, serene, she was the embodiment of practical charity, and looking into her eyes, one could feel in them an understanding of all human pain and suffering.

Baroness Sofia Karlovna Buksgevden, "Before the storm"

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[liraelclayr]

I’m pretty sure my life is the way that it is because I didn’t reblog last time.

…Anyone got a pig I can borrow? *sigh*

[drunkenrussianrevolutionary]

Stanley Yelnats to the rescue!!!

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[urdreamgirll-deactivated2016061]

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

[4-02am]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[exotichoe]

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

[bliss-folly]

BLISSFOLLY

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

[exxoticsugar-xo-deactivated2025]

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

[queensflame]

bruh please work

higher grades here i come

[x-fakesociety-blog]

Damn

[helenatime]

If this works it’ll be like Christmas 4 me

[helenatime]

DAAAAMN IT WORKED AGAIN AND AGAIN REBLOG

[feel-the-lakamas-deactivated202]

*fingers crossed*

[kopela-caramela]

Σε παρακαλώ, είναι ανάγκηη