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M, 30+ \[ \mathcal L \{f(t) \} = \int\limits_0^\infty \mathrm e^{-st} f(t)\mathrm dt\]

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Themed category tags:

#empty cunts are pretty

#reverence is mandatory

#oxygen deprivation

#you're better as a toilet

#braces make me violent

#bruises > makeup

#help me rape your friends

#cunt flaps my beloved

#homework help for hole

[girlxplodes]

hi i hope my tits find you well ୨ৎ

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what do you love about cunt flaps?

What do I like about Pleiades? What do I like about the Mona Lisa? What do I like about sunsets? Do you hear yourself?

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Body type

oh, sure, I'm not extraordinarily picky about body type. I had this exchange earlier today:

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Are there any types of cunts you wouldn't fuck?

What exactly constitutes a "type" here?

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So we stop sending you stupid asks and you go and answer other peoples?

What, you expect me to run a porn blog and not be a whore? C'mon, now, do you think the stripper really loves you, too?

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@sluttyandwellread

My anons are just mad they didn't think to ask me what my favorite board games are

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So we stop sending you stupid asks and you go and answer other peoples?

What, you expect me to run a porn blog and not be a whore? C'mon, now, do you think the stripper really loves you, too?

[dads-bunni]

"My wife? No no, this is my daughter. Its just the two of us, it's been that way since she was a baby. She is such a good girl. Spoiled? No, I wouldn't say she's spoiled! I get her what she wants but she's always so grateful. She takes such good care of me and I just give her nice things and take good care of her too."

She does take good care of him. She makes him dinner and always makes sure he has what he needs, and she let's him fill her bunny parts with milk every single night.

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What board games do you like?

I'll be so real, I haven't been able to play as many as I'd like. The only one I know by name is Catan 💀 I did enjoy learning how to play Magic (not a board game, but still). Any recs?

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Forbidden Island as well as its sequels are a lot of fun.

Carcassonne is a blast.

Uhhhh god I haven't played boardgames in a while. There's a half dozen that come to mind but I can't remember their names.

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OK with the caveat that my problem with games like Risk is that they're too short and simple, and in no particular order:

Scythe

Wingspan

Merchants and Marauders

Terra Mystica

Lords of Water Deep

Betrayal at House on the Hill

[sluttyandwellread]

What board games do you like?

I'll be so real, I haven't been able to play as many as I'd like. The only one I know by name is Catan 💀 I did enjoy learning how to play Magic (not a board game, but still). Any recs?

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Forbidden Island as well as its sequels are a lot of fun.

Carcassonne is a blast.

Uhhhh god I haven't played boardgames in a while. There's a half dozen that come to mind but I can't remember their names.

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I love you

That makes one of us

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What if I said I love you

You just love the idea of me

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I want to be a hole for you to rate so bad

Aww, it's cute when needy little things are just that desperate for attention

[thefool-on-the-hill]

I want to eat you

[painfulblisss]

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If this is your man, he's in my DMs trying to suss out whether you sent me nudes. Either you're cheating on him, in which case you should probably break up, or you're not and he's stalking you behind your back anyway, in which case you should definitely break up.

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#cannot tell you the extent to which I am not your bro#“I’d want to keep this all discrete as possible” fuck off I don't know who you are#for all I know you're some luncatic stalker

I hope you all know that I'm actually this hostile and aggressive about nearly everything. I'm heroically saving you all from a lot of angry, hardline, aggressive discourse every moment of the day by restraining myself

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A short while ago, Vivian (@bbn-is-porn) got a little excited and exposed herself to me. I've been on the record as saying Vivian has certainly improved as a public whore over the years, and this bears out quite well when you search her blog, but this time she'd gone a bit further in her excitement. It's just a shame she strayed back to her older habits and only did so in DMs.

So, in the interest of helping her become the best publicly exposed slut she can be, we're gonna flip the table a little bit and make this private exchange public. Here's a quick overview of what I think of her photos:

Sadly, as always, tumblr is a little skittish about full nudity, so I can only post the censored version. The uncensored version can be found here, for now.