[asieybarbie]

Jupiter from Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls 🪐✨☄️ Wish this concept became an animated series, all the designs are too cute!

[asieybarbie]

More Stone Ocean work!!

[Patreon]

[is-this-fascism]

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

[is-this-fascism]

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

[xensilverquill]

please please please listen. it's so easy to make an idol of your misanthropy, but you won't find an end to your pain by mentally separating yourself from the rest of humanity. your people are right here in front of you, not in space or in a cult.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[get-j1nxed]

[lachesismeg]

Ginger is the spicy of the earth.

[prescription-cactus]

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[brakvrack]

FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE

[lacrimanix]

Stewjon AU

Fandom loves to make Stewjoni dualsex and that’s great and amazing cause more Star Wars characters should be less human. Other headcanons are great too and I love every single new one I come across but going back to the dualsex thing. I recon we can make it more-.

Usually it’s just some of them are dualsex or guys are dualsex. Headcanon where all Stewjoni are dualsex. They’ve all got both sets of genitalia. Some look more feminine, some more masculine, can or can’t grow beard or have smaller or bigger breasts, all that is up to the genetics but really they’re the same sex.

Building up from that I think their language would be either completely not gendered or they’d have multiple sets of pronouns just for fun. I think many children would be a good/desired trait culturally but I can’t actually think of a reason why, I just feel it’s right. If every masculine/feminine trait is sorta video game slider there is actually only one gender so there’s no proper gender roles and I recon the Galaxy’s gender roles would be weird for them, like, „what do you mean the one carrying the pregnancy has less rights? What if you guys switch for the next one?”

This also gives that option. They’d probably have different words for mom/dad/parent and (omegaverse style) dam/sire/the one carrying/the one impregnating for paperwork and stuff cause family is like „this is a family picture, that’s me, and that’s my brother, and that’s my-mom-and-his-dad, and that’s my-dad-and-his-mom”. You can have very rare twins that were born from different people but still genetically are twins cause same parents and born like, within the same day or something. Partners being like „I’m NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! If we want More children, YOU are getting PREGNANT NEXT TIME” during labour. You have the most straight looking couple but the guy’s in advanced pregnancy. Poly relationship where they just decide who's going to be the bio parents/get pregnant in like, switching up triangle pattern

a couple that alternates who’s the one giving birth every pregnancy

Just shenanigans and worldbuilding for all dualsex Stewjoni

[velinxi]

Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[ampervadasz]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

via @p0tato-kn1shes

[april-december]

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[krackedmeggs]

🖤🩶 HAPPY ACE WEEK 🤍💜

(2023) little ace zine i made a few years ago!

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[ratsoupee]

Ryland Grace of Planet Earth, I commend you to the stars!

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A rendering piece exercise! I'm actually super happy with how this turned out!

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[berlogauwu]

WITCH

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.