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22 he/him/it

[t-beans00]

yearning for summer with my transgender freaks

[dogpuppy]

[t-beans00]

they should make it so you’re brain doesn’t make you think people think you’re yucky

[t-beans00]

The con but also a pro of being butch is everyone asks me to help them move. I love being perceived as strong but god im TIRED!!!

[orcaking]

A fairy sighting

[t-beans00]

everywhere I look there’s Jimothy the raccoon

[reallyseally]

very wise seal goes bwah and pwuh... and you could learn a thing or two from that

[t-beans00]

I really want a Casio watch for my birthday …. I got my boyfriend one for it’s birthday and now I’m filled with envy

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[t-beans00]

I like the way male pigeons puff up, repeatedly walk in circles, and coo to find a mate. You’re so silly and I want to give you fat smorch on the head you silly bird

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[beatricemeganblood]

*starts fucking the bugs and worms*

[t-beans00]

hardware shop shirts are a key to gender euphoria I guess. I love the way this shirt fits!!!

[t-beans00]

for my birthday I want one million revel berry yerba mates

[t-beans00]

boyfriend is away for over a week and I simply don’t see myself surviving this

[t-beans00]

[t-beans00]

what a horrid time for one of my number one safe foods to be sandwiches. IM SCARED OF LETTUCE NOW