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Peter Parker in Captain America: Civil War | 2016

#must be protected

Rhodey: how's life with a newborn going?

Pepper, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know someone could cry that much, Rhodey. Make it stop. I can't take it anymore.

Rhodey: ... I'm sure she'll outgrow it, Pep

Pepper: oh NO NO NO Morgan's an angel, she's no trouble at all

Rhodey:

Rhodey: but you just said-

Tony, from Morgan's bedroom: [sobbing loudly] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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Here me out: Tony Stark isn't actually dead. Like they never straight up said "Tony Stark is dead", they left it all up to our ability to extrapolate from the data given to us.

I shall now pick apart all of the arguments toward his death.

bUt hIs ArC rEaCtOr wEnT oUt!!! *turns pages back to the beginning of the movie where Tony rips the arc off his chest and hands it Stebe* and your arguement is??? Faulty light bulb. It happens to the best of us.

BuT hE wEnT aLl BlAnK sTaRe!!! Did you know that people can pass out with their eyes open?

bUt HiS hAnD fLoPpEd AwAy!!! Did you know that people can go limp when then pass out?

BuT tHeY hAd A fUnErAl FoR hIm!!! Pssshh! Bish that don't mean shit. Did you see a casket? I didn't.

BuT tHeY wErE aLl cRyInG!!! Yeah. All the Avengers. Tony Stark, his wife, and best friend, are all tricksy bitches. They just faking so everyone will leave Tony alone. It is my firm belief that the Iron Fam are good actors.

bUt PeTeR sAiD hE mIsSeD hIm!!! Yeah... we all know how clingy Peter is. He can't go five minutes with out calling Tony. He's just home sick, and cryin cuz he's on an airplane so his phone is on airplane mode. (This is nothing against Peter I love the baby)

BuT eVeRyOnE iS mOuRnInG hIm!!! Again the Iron Fam be tricksy bishes and they just told everyone he was dead.

BuT wHaT aBoUt tHe "I don't think Tony would have done what he did if he didn't know you were going to be here after" lInE??? I'm glad you asked. It is called taking a risk. There was a chance he would die, so he took that risk for his wife, son, daughter, mechanic son, cyborg stabby daughter, and his 3 dumb ass robot kids. But HE DIDN'T DIE. He just lost his right arm. It was worth it.

BuT pEtEr wAs tAlKiNg To tHe sHrInE!!! Bro!!! He's just salty because Tony won't return his calls because it's hard to hold a phone and a five yearold and talk at the same time all with one arm.

Further evidence: Peter didn't get super upset when Flash compared Mysterio to Iron Man. He didn't get upset when the cops asked him if he was going to be the next Iron Man.

Anyway. This canon, and you CAN NOT change my mind. Tony is LITERALLY not dead. Lmao! Bye! Just thought I'd let everyone know!

hollandarling

I did not need to see Tom Holland cradling his dog like a little baby today

#deja queue

marvelmando

peter parker lost both parents at a very young age, lost his uncle right after a major life event, his girlfriends dad turned out to be a villain, he literally DIED and came back to life just as his father figure sacrificed himself, got hit by a train by the man he thought was his friend, and reintroduced j. jonah jameson to torment him just as his identity was exposed. marvel,,, leave my poor baby peter aLONE