I, a simple gay farmer,

she/her | 26 | bi disaster

[animentality]

[followtheechoes]

starfleet uniform suppliers HATE this man

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[edsbev]

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

[edsbev]

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

[edsbev]

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[startrekvsfaceapp]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[whatbigotspost]

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Used to buy this brand but haven’t in while and won’t be 🙅‍♀️

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[dilfgmancoolatta]

[kurozu501]

i think my favorite thing about spy x family is how anya is ridiculously op, she has perfect telepathy thats always on with zero demerits, it doesn’t even put any kind of strain on her health. In a series thats all about secrets and people’s hidden sides anya instantly knows all the secrets of anyone she meets. She knows loid and yor’s true identities and could at any moment reveal it all and make this whole house of cards come crashing down.

but, and this is crucial, she is also a 5 year old child who thinks having a spy for a dad and an assassin for a mom would be rad.

[amygdalae]

The way I feel about furries is similar to how I imagine cishet allies must feel abt their lgbt+ friends. Like. I might not quite understand you fuzzy fellas but damn I respect your gumption and self-expression...peace and love

[professional-egg-layer]

thank you tumblr user amygdalan-arm (: you will be spared when the werewolf army invades america

[amygdalae]

[dailycutepets]

[rylandsgrace]

Everyone should say thank you Harrison Ford

[greggaraki]

[vinylraven]

Being in this generation is so difficult because we grew up experiencing how incredible technology is, but are now watching it fall to capitalism. When we were young videogames were incredible, people made incredible games that they shared with us and it was art, it was story, it was the best a developer could put out there. Now it's pay to win, it's pay to unlock content that came on the disk, releasing half finished games, make money and run.

It's the same with social media. It used to be a place to share art and ideas, make friends, connect with people, and now it's all ads, branded content, pay to have your work seen.

Don't get me started on apps gatekeeping phone types for better quality, the making of a new phone every year that you have to get because everything is designed to make your older tech obsolete.

Capitalism has stripped humanity from the awe of what the internet and technology used to be. The rich get richer, companies sell their morals to the highest bidder, and there is nothing we can do but watch our future slip away.