Sing to the Motherland

Здравствуйте! Come play with Misha! [ This is an IC troll account/ask/rp blog for the personification of the T-34 medium tank, an OC based on (and vaguely mentioned in) the JKMM comic. Interaction from any fandom is welcome! ]

[t3485]

@lambofthelions «I should have made my meaning more clear; I meant if she were the male Tiger. I would get nothing from antagonizing her if I had no intention of fighting her, which I don't.» The news that it was the mark II seemed to further his grump. Of course it would be a Queen... «It's times like these I wish I was one of those types who followed orders no matter what, because I could just ask you to order me to never go over there.» It was now that Misha turned away, crossing the short distance from the foyer to the kitchen - specifically the fridge. Vodka was in order. «But I think we both know I've never been like that.»

[lambofthelions]

[t3485]

Misha didn’t mean like that; Old Man should know that Misha doesn’t hurt girls, even if they’re Fascist scum.

[lambofthelions]

Even if they are ‘Fascist’. …I am not even sure she is aware of what year it is, or whether she is supposed to be fascist anymore or not. I am not sure she knows her original name either. Her new driver has named her ‘Walburga’.

I brought her flowers, told her who I was, and that was that. Apparently, she will plow fields if asked nicely, so she can and will respond.

[t3485]

Misha breathed out a sigh, jamming his hands in to his pockets and shooting Vanya an almosy surly look, as though it were personally his fault this was happening. «Mmm...why does it have to be a girl? Girls make everything so much more complicated. If it was normal Tiger I could just write him off as 'once a Fascist, always a Fascist' and then go bang on the side of the barn in the middle of the night while singing to freak him out.»

[lambofthelions]

[t3485]

Misha didn't mean like that; Old Man should know that Misha doesn't hurt girls, even if they're Fascist scum.

[lambofthelions]

T3485 said:

Anyway, what has Vanya in such a tizzy that he has to kick in the door?

…I was excited, excuse me. I found another of your kind, a living, breathing, clanking King Tigress. Saw her with my own eyes, braiding her hair. I only knew of 131 that English trot out every summer, but there she was in that barn, shy as a doormouse! I have not met lady-tank since I last saw your sister!

[t3485]

Ehhhh….what is Misha supposed to do about it? *Rubs at the back of his neck* You know his track record with Tigers.

[lambofthelions]

I am very excited about this. I do not get to chat with Tanks very often! She scares me still, but this is opportunity I can not pass up. I had to tell somebody. You were convenient, you were one of very small number of people that would believe me, and your door is thin and easily kicked.

*Oh, right, Vanya destroyed his door. Awkward…*

…Do you want me to replace your door, by the way?

[t3485]

These are very good points, but is also a danger telling Misha this. Now Misha knows she exists, and his curiosity will get the better of him eventually. *He can't be mad about it, honestly. He's kicked in plenty of doors.* Nyet, is fine. Will give Misha something to do.

[lambofthelions]

T3485 said:

Anyway, what has Vanya in such a tizzy that he has to kick in the door?

…I was excited, excuse me. I found another of your kind, a living, breathing, clanking King Tigress. Saw her with my own eyes, braiding her hair. I only knew of 131 that English trot out every summer, but there she was in that barn, shy as a doormouse! I have not met lady-tank since I last saw your sister!

[t3485]

Ehhhh....what is Misha supposed to do about it? *Rubs at the back of his neck* You know his track record with Tigers.

[t3485]

@lambofthelions OKAY BUT FOR REFERENCE WHAT IS IT THAT MISHA DIDN’T DO

[t3485]

TOVARISCH I HAVE NEWS-

WHATEVER IT IS MISHA DID NOT DO IT -

[t3485]

That’s why you don’t get ass-blastingly drunk, silly. Just tipsy! Misha’s been doing it like that since pretty much ever - [Laughs a bit] Nyet, is okay! Misha got fifty years of it, he doesn’t mind sitting out once in a while. As long as they keep letting him march for the important years, then he’s happy~

[nastoychivost]

… “ass-blastingly drunk”.

Now that is what I call an adjective. Your mastery and creativity with the English language know no bounds: I am envious. 

[Blinks.]

If you are certain, then I will leave it alone. If not, well, there is always a place for you in my regiment. You might show those boys a thing or two about soldiering, hm?

[t3485]

Hahaha! Well, what can Misha say? He picks things up from the Amis over the years~ Da, da, Misha is certain. It's okay. [Peers at him, curious] Are Vanya's boys not good at soldiering?

[t3485]

✦

You know I started to do an AU of Misha for Bloodborne once, but then I realized he'd probably just pull a Djura and be the crazy guy that hoards beasts and chases kids off his lawn with a gatling gun.And then I was like 'fuck it I'll just play Djura'.But I totally thought about it for a few minutes, you know?

[t3485]

✦

I haven't used him in forever because I don't know anyone else that's really in to the series anymore, but I briefly had an AU of Misha for the book series His Majesty's Dragon (Napoleonic War). He was a Cossack and had one of the little Cossack dragons and was...basically still Misha otherwise.

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✦

If you think I don't have a Pokemon version you are fucking wrong.Misha has a shiny Pangoro and causes trouble with his two partners in crime as per usual and it's all @pyrochoreia 's fault.

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✦

Anon #2, you get Great Northern War!Misha.It's not anything particularly fascinating. Misha is a human cavalryman fighting with the Russians against the Swedes. He's got a wife back home, and...that's about it. I haven't got to use him but once or twice, sadly.I've actually toyed with the idea that this particular verse connects to the mainverse of Misha - like a reincarnation sort of thing. I probably won't ever make it a canon decision, but it's fun to think about.

[t3485]

I'll give you the D&D version because that's the one I use most and it's fucking ridiculous. I actually have art of it. So in the current campaign I play in, Misha is a natural-born werebear who was raised by Halflings, with his class being War Breakdancer - it's a homebrew class, a Monk/Bard mix, they have to take a special feat that allows them to be Chaotic. I also made up several feats to help supplement the class at epic level (which we are now), most of which have joke names and do some ridiculous shit; Steppe Can't Handle Me is one, terrain doesn't affect movement as long as he's in Dance Fury. Panic At The Disco allows him to strap magic wands to his ankles and fire them off with command words provided he's in Dance Fury and breakdancing. Just shit like that lmao Pretty sure some of Misha's dialogue from the campaign ended up on the Out Of Context D&D tumblr.

[t3485]

That's why you don't get ass-blastingly drunk, silly. Just tipsy! Misha's been doing it like that since pretty much ever - [Laughs a bit] Nyet, is okay! Misha got fifty years of it, he doesn't mind sitting out once in a while. As long as they keep letting him march for the important years, then he's happy~

[roleplayers-ink]

Send me ✦ and I'll introduce you to an alternate universe version of my character

[nastoychivost]

t3485:

@nastoychivost Vanya is a few hours too late for that! Besides, just because Misha is drinking doesn’t mean Vanya has to~

Preposterous, that would be quite rude of me to leave you to drink it by yourself.

[Huffs.]

No matter. This is the one interval of the year where I allow myself no alcohol. It will be made up later, anyways. Tell me, are you excited?

[t3485]

Misha will save some for Vanya, promise! Why won't Vanya drink though? Ehhh...sort of? Misha enjoys it, but he usually only gets excited when they let him march~ but after Misha retired here that's only been for milestone years~

[t3485]

@nastoychivost Vanya is a few hours too late for that! Besides, just because Misha is drinking doesn't mean Vanya has to~