Gay Baby Nuke Jail

I hit my post limit. Motherfucker. (@t4ct1c4l-fluk4)

[d3ad-h4nd]

@t4ct1c4l-fluk3 hey would you be mad at me if i robbed a bank

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I missed this. Did you already rob the bank?

[d3ad-h4nd]

mmmmayyyybeeee

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I'd say something but I recently pranked/scammed Penguin out of like two million so

[d3ad-h4nd]

TWO MILLION????

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

TWO MILLION!

I made a realistic prop head of Riddler for this also. Severed head like they use in horror movies and shit.

I did almost get shit fucked when that was revealed but I got the money first and played Renegade by Styx as I made my exit so it was fucking hilarious and so worth it.

[annemarie-stark]

Nuke is a woman rn

Hot

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I so totally missed this. Hi

[girlslashers]

having fun

[d3ad-h4nd]

@t4ct1c4l-fluk3 hey would you be mad at me if i robbed a bank

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I missed this. Did you already rob the bank?

[d3ad-h4nd]

mmmmayyyybeeee

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I'd say something but I recently pranked/scammed Penguin out of like two million so

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

(Proud of this ngl)

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Why are you reblogging roleplay threads???

Either they're funny or I didn't realise they were roleplay threads-

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

(Ngl I don't see why it's a big deal. My threads are all free to rb if you like them. Shrug.)

[omnicshrimp]

Do you accept

[i-hate-same-pic-of-rick-roll]

No >:(

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Let me into your heart.

[i-hate-same-pic-of-rick-roll]

Let me OUT OF your heart

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Never <3

[vexillologyisenjoyable]

[morningstarscratch]

Nuke is a woman right now

Oh is he~?

@t4ct1c4l-b4ckup

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

oh my god everyone is wanting to jump me right now holy shit-

Yeah, I got, y'know, magic'd

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Babe, babe,babe, babe , darling, love

Hi hi hi hi sweetheart what is it?

[knittistic]

The anons switched by biology

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Huh! Neat. You saw what they did to me right?

[knittistic]

Yep!

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Ok cool!

[knittistic]

Sooooooo what do you wanna do

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Weeeellllllll, we could do whatever ngl

[knittistic]

Whatever?

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Mhm :3

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Babe, babe,babe, babe , darling, love

Hi hi hi hi sweetheart what is it?

[knittistic]

The anons switched by biology

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Huh! Neat. You saw what they did to me right?

[knittistic]

Yep!

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Ok cool!

[knittistic]

Sooooooo what do you wanna do

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Weeeellllllll, we could do whatever ngl

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Babe, babe,babe, babe , darling, love

Hi hi hi hi sweetheart what is it?

[knittistic]

The anons switched by biology

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Huh! Neat. You saw what they did to me right?

[knittistic]

Yep!

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Ok cool!

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Babe, babe,babe, babe , darling, love

Hi hi hi hi sweetheart what is it?

[knittistic]

The anons switched by biology

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Huh! Neat. You saw what they did to me right?

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Babe, babe,babe, babe , darling, love

Hi hi hi hi sweetheart what is it?

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Nuke told Babyface not to take the pills btw

Oh I'm sure he did.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Alright so there goes that decision being left to me. Touche, anon.

But yep. It's true. It was like. Stupid. Really stupid. But I was also expecting just mine and not.

I'm sure you're pissed. Go ahead. I'm not like. Gonna hold it against you whatever you say.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

I'm so over this. Stupid anons stirring fake drama and trying to magic away real problems.

Did you fuck up? Yeah. Did you not think about the consequences of your actions on other people? Yeah. You and babyface both. You two are perfect for eachother.

I'm not in the business of holding grudges though.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Yeah no I absolutely shouldn't have done any of this start to end. I just also didn't think that it'd be more than just mine.

At least this huge ass mistake resulted in something like pregnancy instead of the last time I fucked up this hard which-

No nevermind I'm so cool. I am. Soooo cool.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hmm. You sound incredibly cool, and calm. Anything you wanna talk about?

Oh. And by the way. I told babyface and I'm telling you. Don't try to do everything alone. I'll help with whatever. Whatever you need.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Uh, god, nothing that isn't incredibly heavy.

I'll try to remember that but I make no promises.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Well, you could start by giving ww the coordinates to the cabin so he can visit. I dunno. It's a thought.

Or you could let me listen to you bitch. I'm good at that, as we've established.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Right yeah I should do that.

Also you wanna hear this? It's not fun. Well it's never fun with me. I'm full of trauma. It's neat. Like an onion.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Do I look like I care? I'm putting on my big boy pants so I can wade into your trauma. Unwrapping the stinkiest onion. Getting down to your crunchy little core.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

I'm not sure how I feel about that wording but it's appreciated.

Also, uh, got magic anon'd into a woman so that's a thing.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

What?!?

Brb. I'm going to go invest in condom stocks.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

...Oh that should not have done the things to me that it did.

Anywaaayyysss

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

What? Did it get you wet? Is it weird that I'm suddenly horny in a conversation about unplanned pregnancy and trauma?

Wait, that's the parts you have now, right? I shouldn't assume anything. Tits and a dick are just as hot as scars and a vag. Or fur and a knot, for that matter.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

No yeah imagine a cis woman and that's my current biology.

And it's kinda weird, yeah, but I also don't think I have attraction to anyone that's normal and well adjusted so don't worry about it.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

There was a knock on the door.

"Hello! I'm here! I brought like a shit ton of vodka. Don't mind if I look like shit by the way."

@t4ct1c4l-b4ckup

Ed, well assuming it was Ed opened the door. Indeed he was now a girl. He was shorter a whole lot shorter, with no facial hair and softer features. “Drinking buddy? Hey drinking buddy!”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He grinned.

"Drinking buddy!"

He stepped inside the apartment, raising the bag he held.

"I've got enough in here to kill a horse. Luckily, I'm not a horse."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed laughed and took a bottle and brought out a few snacks and bottles of water and liquor. Ed already has a small mix drink she was sipping on. “Good thing indeed”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He was just absolutely gonna make himself comfortable on the couch. Though, taking in his current state of being, it was probably more that standing too long was hard on him rather than any kind of rudeness.

"Mhm! It's been a day."

He put the bag of bottles on the floor before pulling one out. He took the cap off and took a swig.

"So, what's the bartender recommend?"

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed watched as he made himself comfortable on the couch and chucked a bit as he did. “Comfy are we?” She teased and watched as he grabs a bottle uncaps it and took a long swing.

“Bartender recommends just drink honestly.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He laughed lightly at that.

"God, you're so fucking real for that."

He took another swig, hoping to beat his healing factor to the punch.

"And yeah I'm comfy. It's been such a long ass day that standing hurts. A lot. Trying not to take up the whole couch though if you want to sit."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She nods and took a long swing of her drink and sighed. “I don’t blame ya. I can understand” she shrugs and shook her head. “Nah nah nah, keep it.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded, taking a swig.

"Thanks. I'll try not to get like actually drunk by the way. Just trying to keep ahead of my body."

With that, he drank a solid third of the bottle.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed laughed and took the bottle before taking a good swig of the bottle herself. “I don’t care you can crash here. I’m getting drunk.” She smiled at him and plots next to him.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He stared at her for a few seconds before shrugging and taking out a new bottle, opening it and downing about half of it before putting it back down.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“People are gonna think we’re alcoholics” she giggled and finished the rest of the first bottle and just sat there for a while as she thought.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

"Oh, yeah definitely. If I didn't have such a naturally high tolerance, I wouldn't drink this much."

He tilted his head, watching her.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“Hmm, fair point, it’s nice to get messed up like that ya know? Be able to drink and just feel numb no thoughts no nothing.” She shuddered and took another gulp.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded.

"Chronic pain and severe mental illness cocktail just makes you want to have a break for it all occasionally. Especially when there's shit going down on top of that."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“Oh yeah definitely. No wonder Oz is a drunk as much as he is ya know? I would be too.” She chuckled and leaned against him.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He automatically wrapped an arm around her, picking the bottle back up and taking a swig.

"Oh, yeah no definitely. I'm not even usually a drunk but when nothing else works, nothing else works."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She smiled at him when his arm wrapped around her. She grabs a different bottle and took a sip.

“Oh yeah I get ya. I mean…I know a supplier for something special ya know?”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

"Something special, huh?"

He tilted his head, curious as to what she meant by that.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“You don’t understand?”

She looked at him confused before rolling her eyes. “Like weed, that works good.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He scoffed.

"Well, last time that was said to me it meant hard drugs. Weed is good, hard drugs aren't. I'm not affected by anything but edibles. Doesn't stop me from shotgunning people though."

He grinned.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She laughed and nods. “I keep telling crane he could make fear toxin edibles.see my vision on this? Like just fuck with people.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded

"Oh, hell yeah. Fear toxin edibles would fuck hard actually. I wonder what that'd even taste like?"

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“Make em flavored. Ya got cherry, orange, lemon, green apple, blue raspberry, grape. Though I think they would be orange flavored first.” He hugged

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

"Orange seems like a fear toxin flavor somehow. Cherry would slap though. And lemon."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Update

Only been 12 hours under this spell and I love it…kinda

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Congrats on the gender discovery

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

yall im not trans

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

There's also genderfluid

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Okay I have never questioned my gender. Sexuality yes gender no. I just am okay with my masculinity/ feminine side. I like wearing skirts or dresses because it gives me attention and such.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Ah, I see I see.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

There was a knock on the door.

"Hello! I'm here! I brought like a shit ton of vodka. Don't mind if I look like shit by the way."

@t4ct1c4l-b4ckup

Ed, well assuming it was Ed opened the door. Indeed he was now a girl. He was shorter a whole lot shorter, with no facial hair and softer features. “Drinking buddy? Hey drinking buddy!”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He grinned.

"Drinking buddy!"

He stepped inside the apartment, raising the bag he held.

"I've got enough in here to kill a horse. Luckily, I'm not a horse."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed laughed and took a bottle and brought out a few snacks and bottles of water and liquor. Ed already has a small mix drink she was sipping on. “Good thing indeed”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He was just absolutely gonna make himself comfortable on the couch. Though, taking in his current state of being, it was probably more that standing too long was hard on him rather than any kind of rudeness.

"Mhm! It's been a day."

He put the bag of bottles on the floor before pulling one out. He took the cap off and took a swig.

"So, what's the bartender recommend?"

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed watched as he made himself comfortable on the couch and chucked a bit as he did. “Comfy are we?” She teased and watched as he grabs a bottle uncaps it and took a long swing.

“Bartender recommends just drink honestly.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He laughed lightly at that.

"God, you're so fucking real for that."

He took another swig, hoping to beat his healing factor to the punch.

"And yeah I'm comfy. It's been such a long ass day that standing hurts. A lot. Trying not to take up the whole couch though if you want to sit."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She nods and took a long swing of her drink and sighed. “I don’t blame ya. I can understand” she shrugs and shook her head. “Nah nah nah, keep it.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded, taking a swig.

"Thanks. I'll try not to get like actually drunk by the way. Just trying to keep ahead of my body."

With that, he drank a solid third of the bottle.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Ed laughed and took the bottle before taking a good swig of the bottle herself. “I don’t care you can crash here. I’m getting drunk.” She smiled at him and plots next to him.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He stared at her for a few seconds before shrugging and taking out a new bottle, opening it and downing about half of it before putting it back down.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“People are gonna think we’re alcoholics” she giggled and finished the rest of the first bottle and just sat there for a while as she thought.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

"Oh, yeah definitely. If I didn't have such a naturally high tolerance, I wouldn't drink this much."

He tilted his head, watching her.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“Hmm, fair point, it’s nice to get messed up like that ya know? Be able to drink and just feel numb no thoughts no nothing.” She shuddered and took another gulp.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded.

"Chronic pain and severe mental illness cocktail just makes you want to have a break for it all occasionally. Especially when there's shit going down on top of that."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“Oh yeah definitely. No wonder Oz is a drunk as much as he is ya know? I would be too.” She chuckled and leaned against him.

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He automatically wrapped an arm around her, picking the bottle back up and taking a swig.

"Oh, yeah no definitely. I'm not even usually a drunk but when nothing else works, nothing else works."

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She smiled at him when his arm wrapped around her. She grabs a different bottle and took a sip.

“Oh yeah I get ya. I mean…I know a supplier for something special ya know?”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

"Something special, huh?"

He tilted his head, curious as to what she meant by that.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

“You don’t understand?”

She looked at him confused before rolling her eyes. “Like weed, that works good.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He scoffed.

"Well, last time that was said to me it meant hard drugs. Weed is good, hard drugs aren't. I'm not affected by anything but edibles. Doesn't stop me from shotgunning people though."

He grinned.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

She laughed and nods. “I keep telling crane he could make fear toxin edibles.see my vision on this? Like just fuck with people.”

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

He nodded

"Oh, hell yeah. Fear toxin edibles would fuck hard actually. I wonder what that'd even taste like?"