Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kaledo Art
oozey mess
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@tabbyrp
| To say the things she truly feels | And not the words of one who kneels | | The record shows I took the blows |  And did it my way |
multiverse. semi (barely) selective. active since 2013.
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Art by the fabulous Crow
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
What do you call a business in tying shoelaces?
A knot-for-profit.
Did you hear about the surgeon who specialises in quick surgeries on insects?
He did one on the fly.
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like my critter sizing.
I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated…
… but I stand corrected.
I’m reading a book about sandpaper.
It’s a work of friction.
What did the biologist wear to impress their date?
Designer genes
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood?
A dino-saw.
What's the best kind of bird to work for at a construction company?
A crane.
What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean?
It would cause a title wave.
What are the least expensive type of teeth?
Buck teeth.
What did the shovel say to the dirt?
"I really dig you!"
@corinnebaileyrp
Each bite of cake was accompanied by subtle notes of coffee, along with a perfect, buttery, melt-in-the-mouth crumb. This year, Cory birthday cake came from a seasoned baker, though the accompanying boozy milkshake was handmade with love by Tabby, as always.
The gifts were a mix. A large square box revealed selections of records. Mostly modern; albums from Kaleo, Sheryl Crow, and a few others that seemed worthy of analogue preservation and hazy music days. Smaller boxes contained a bundle of pretty-patterned hair ties (because they defied laws of physics by endlessly disappearing), the pair of shoes Cory had eyed a few times in a shop window, and certain lacy things which best friends were allowed to gift each other and then never see again. And, of course, slid between the boxes was a birthday card with a worthy pun.
And beneath one final wrapping pile was a snapshot of Cory along with that special person who raised that certain kind of smile. The one that was light and carefree and joyous. The kind that Cory deserved all year round.
What board game is popular in Prague?
Czechers.
Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
He's really good at catching flies.