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Why did the cashew go to NASA?
To become an astro-nut.
What do you call an insect who fights crime?
A vigil-ant-e.
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Arrrgh-entina.
Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It might crack up.
What kind of fruit do twins love?
Pears.
What do Martians like to drink?
Gravi-tea.
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see their wheels turning.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
What’s the best-smelling insect?
A deodor-ant.
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
How do we know that football referees are happy?
Because they whistle while they work.
What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?
A mathema-chicken.
A storm has picked up eggs, flour, and milk…
Now it's battering the city.
Did you hear about the employee who fell into a vat of gum?
His boss came and chewed him out.
What do imitation and plateaus have in common?
They are both the highest forms of flattery.
Wanna hear a joke about the jump rope?
Never mind, let’s skip it.