Tabi's

[tabiwh]

Angus Deayton is the best thing that has ever happened to Bake of Creme de la Creme.

[tabiwh]

That time we went to Jameos del Agua, a former nightclub in Lanzarote, and the guide said “Be careful, the floor is made of lava!” and it was literally made of lava.

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I feel as tho a majority of the british population are staring at the clock whilst chanting “bake off” as each second goes by, eager to see the second hand strike 8 tonight.

[tabiwh]

I was literally doing this and then got louder and jumped around in an excited circle when Mel and Sue came on screen.

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I was emptying the spam filter at work and spotted this very unenthusiastic motivational comment.

[tabiwh]

My husband bought Chocolate Orange handwash in bulk when it was on special offer a few months ago. I just had an Quality Street Orange Crunch and it tasted like soap to me.

[tabiwh]

I was trying to catch a Drowzee and sort of half stopped on the pavement and this guy almost walked into me. I felt really bad that I maybe hadn’t moved out the way enough but then I noticed that he was also playing Pokemon GO and hadn’t looked up.

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The zoo is more fun with made-up facts. See a bonus fact on Facebook.