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In case you don't know Jimothy, he is the little raccoon born with short spine syndrome, in the Ballard Section of Seattle, WA.

ratbugs

going outside to look at bugs is 20% looking at bugs and 80% being cooked to fucking death by the sun

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I have a degree in biology and one time for field practice they took us to a field to study pollinators, but it was around 37-38 degrees Celsius, bright and super sunny in the middle of July.

So we were standing around these counting stations in small groups and counted exactly 1 butterfly, and even that one we accidentally counted twice. So one of my mates goes:

"I can't fucking belive this! We're out here being cooked alive by the sun and these little fuckers won't even fly around?!"

And then the pollinator expert guy who was with us goes:

"Oh yeah of course they don't fly in this wheather, it's way too hot"

byjove

Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.

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AND VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE NATIVE TO THE CAROLINAS!

byjove

There are actually 36 carnivorous plant species native to North Carolina, roughly half of all carnivorous plant species in the United States are found in North Carolina! I added the carnivorous plant detail because that’s something I love about the state. We have so many fucking bugs that the plants keep evolving to eat them.

I love that giant man eating Venus flytraps are worldbuilding staples in untamed tropical fantasy settings but they’re actually native to a small region in the Carolinas.

byjove

And I agree with the notes, the Chesapeake Bay + Great Dismal Swamp (partially in NC anyway) and the South Carolina Lowcountry would be good geographic additions to this.

lasrina

OK, now I wanna run a campaign where you have to trek from mountain cryptid country to pirate country and in between you gotta avoid a big steel dragon (the Charlotte Motor Speedway).

lokidokeyartichoki

Friends who have vision sensitivities do NOT go into the Odyssey unprepared. There are a LOT of lightning sequences that could count as strobing lights. The worst offender is obviously after the Sun Gods cows, but almost any storm scene has an abundance of lightning. It was almost too much for me in some places.

ashleythecosmo

Contender for fakest screenshot in this entire fucking game

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

deepfrieddeltarunememes

I don't know why people are acting like Susie and Ralsei ruined Kris's "big chance" with Pink, because if you choose "Gotta win" after they tell Pink they were just flirting to win the battle they literally turn to the camera and peace sign

they weren't into her bro lol

guiltfactory-moved

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

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Cat Bite

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Kris cross applesauce

mxmuffin

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

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teachers

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

edenemy-art

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

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Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.