Bean

insta: alexorsobean | they/he/it/she | aro/ace | genderqueer | 21 pfp by: zakapat

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]

[aurora-brn]

year of the horse

[coruscentmoon]

[bopsterlobster]

City 17's only hope

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck. comics are magic

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[cossackia]

The Timeless Trilogy

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

im happy they worked it out

[the-rom-man]

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

[cossackia]

[thehmn]

There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[mqqqteor]

IT'S ALL INSTINCT, MR. FREEMAN! I'M SCARED!

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

[monstergili]

[glazeliights]

☝️ what if they were animals