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I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this
being trans is awesome ill be like "hey someone was transphobic to me on reddit" and someone else will be like "then get off reddit" and im like "well theyre also transphobic to me on tumblr" and they're like "well thats because youre on tumblr" and ill say "well people are transphobic on instagram and twitter" and people are like "yeah twitter and instagram are cesspits" and its like. i think you guys are missing the point that trans people should not be forced out of any space due to violent rhetoric and threats about who we are and yet its happening all the time. and yall seem to think thats just how it is and it shouldnt be
one of the reblogged tags has inspired me. yes, this is also about places that aren't accepting to trans people, im thinking of the south specifically. i left the south and moved out west, and we love it here, but we miss the south all the time. i lived my whole life in tennessee and i miss it all the time. i think about it all the time. and people will be like "but evan tennessee is a bad place to be trans" and it is. it is a bad place to be trans. but its my HOME. i grew up there, i lived my whole life until last year there, i have so many memories there. and im happy out here and its def more my speed out here but i would love the option to go back if i ever wanted to. and loads of trans people never leave tennessee or the south in general because its their home. trans people shouldnt be constantly forced and encouraged to move hundreds and thousands of miles away from the places they grew up and love because its unsafe to be trans there, it should simply be safe to be trans there
So I read Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle
this is a great LUCKY DAY summary thank you buckaroo
my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information
So anyway, I thought to get back into cooking I'd try something easy
throws pancake batter on skillet
Hmm... I might need more butter
two minutes later
So today we're making, uh...
glances at pan
Kaiserschmarren... Its an Austrian recipe
second, increasingly nervous glance at the pan
... slightly modified
Its a sort of, sweet, uh savoury...
desperate addition of sunflower oil
Pancake
disastrous flip
... That you have shredded and cut into small portions
last-ditch attempt to reconsolidate the batter into a semi-cohesive recognizable foodshape
I reccomend it with sugar and syrup and several cups of coffee, the more coffee the better, really
coffee pot overflows
... Yes, of course I brewed it myself.
I'm not a religious person, I don't believe in spiritualism or magic, but man I want this to be real.
Modern renditions of these tend to be very unlike the historical examples (they're bigger, for one) but its in the right spirit, and ICE agents aren't exactly known for their sociohistorical expertise so it'll still terrify the shit out of them
People who are like âerm why would I take a 6 hour train when I can fly there in 45 minutesâ are forgetting the mental toll of Being In An Airport which shortens your lifespan by 2 months each time
controversial post and Iâm sure the reactions are going to be atrocious but being a super submissive tradwife is actually a fetish for a lot of the women in the movement but theyâre so repressed theyâd rather align themselves with Christian nationalism and âconservative valuesâ than admit it turns them on to be dependent and treated as hyperfeminine and weak and fragile. this is especially true for the women who werenât raised and groomed into Christian fundamentalism but randomly decided to align themselves with it later in life. my dad genuinely dated a woman like this who wanted a âstrong male leaderâ and âChristian family disciplineâ and it was like, Jesus Christ get into BDSM and out of that mega church you joined.
I can't remember where I first heard it, but here's a joke that's lived rent free in my head for years:
two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.
the Jew says "on Rosh Hashanah, it's traditional to blow the shofar 30 times"
the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says "wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine."
shana tova everyone
really enjoying the fact that people have said "this too is Torah", "y'all need Jesus", and "by Allah you people are dogs" in the notes. I hit the Abrahamic tumblr trifecta
You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
"Charity is no substitute for justice. If we never challenge a social order that allows some to accumulate wealth--even if they decide to help the less fortunate--while others are short-changed, then even acts of kindness end up supporting unjust arrangements. We must never ignore the injustices that make charity necessary, or the inequalities that make it possible. " â Michael Eric Dyson
Brooklyn, NY
itâs kind of interesting how many straight women are like âI didnât know my boyfriend of 3 years was a fascist/misogynist/had shit opinions on every major issue because we never talked about politicsâ youâŠ..didnât? not about anything important at all? no âhow are you feeling about [MAJOR NEWS STORY], babe?â I understand that a lot of conservative men hide their political leanings because they understand most women have absolutely no desire to be with someone who wants their rights to be peeled away but to not have an important conversation on the world ever? him refusing to talk about it with you should have been your first red flag. then again, idk, I love discussing my point of view on things and listening to the unique opinions of the people in my life so it seems so surface level to have a years long relationship and not realize your partner hates minorities and thinks women are the weaker sex or even notice his suspicious behavior.
listen it's especially important to me because i WAS a kid on the free lunch program growing up, but it's actually UNBELIEVABLE to me that there is ANYONE who isn't in favor of "kids get to eat at school no matter their household income"
i know i'm speaking to a panel of like-minded individuals here on the blue hellsite when it comes to this, but i just?? i truly don't fucking Get It???
it's just wild to me that there are actually people who AREN'T on the side of, "yeah, i want all children to have access to food at school if they need it"
like? being on the opposite side?? is straight supervillain shit??
GOD FORBID i spend $14.70 a month in taxes to make sure a child has at least one reliable meal a day (preferably two--shout out school breakfast program, those french toast sticks always fucked severely) even if that isn't the case at home
"but what if their parents can pay for it and just aren't?" then they're bad parents and that child still deserves to eat??? hello??
Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time
