such funny, very wow

PREVIOUSLY HAD THE URL DOLPHINS-OUT-AT-SEA AS WELL AS children0ftheocean!!! this used to be my summer/tropical/ocean blog!! (if you want to reblog summer pics you can go into my archive and go back a bit and you will find them!) now i use it for funny text posts that i dont feel like spamming my normal blog with but i feel as though they should be recognized. ENJOY!!!

[michaxl]

why am i not a disney princess

[hotdaughter-deactivated20140329]

because ur a 15 year old boy

[michaxl]

[meladoodle]

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

I just spit out my coffee

[livelovehep]

You’re supposed to swallow it

[thetwopieceproject]

Make it happen. Shock everyone.

(via bon-za)

[tinychatter-deactivated20131129]

stop, drop and troll!! xD

[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

[anxious-children]

HELL YEAH

[unclemother]

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

[deadlustre]

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

[bovidae]

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

[lyba]

clockblocked

[bovidae]

FUCK

[the-original-dtwps]

dfajklsf

[homofauxbic]

is it data or data

[daftpostpunk]

i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas

[twinks2014-deactivated20140418]

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

[begharar-deactivated20140130]

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

[gaazhagensag241314-deactivated2]

thats the spirit

[1440p]

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

[1440p]

Napoleon

[1440p]

[stitious-deactivated20200208]

I need a couple weeks off from life so I can watch all the tv shows

[thursday]

does anyone else go out of their way to reblog from the source of a post to cover up the fact that you’re creeping on someone’s blog 

[settledheart]

naps are so pointless they don’t even do anything to enhance my attention span or productivity and they usually don’t make me feel any less tired

i’m gonna go take another one

[mediumyikes]

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

[mediumyikes]

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves