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*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

is anyone still here or has the war ravaged your lands

Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

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Reblog for the concentration wizard to visit you and let you get super far in your WIP

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Best response to anything I’ve ever posted

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God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

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I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

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guys i am in TEARS

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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

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THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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so this a video of my gymnastics because I felt like it

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whatW WHAT

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gotta love roller coaster tycoon

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i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

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I guess my ideal woman is the newly married, kind of ugly girl who is in every class at every community college who always tries to talk about how her husband is in Iraq. After mentioning him twice to the class within the first day, she feels comfortable enough to refer to him by first his name. If the teacher is talking about economics, she will interrupt to say something like, “Travis had a really good book about economics. I think he took it with him to Iraq. I’ll call him over Skype tonight and ask.” The teacher will continue the lecture without comment and the married girl will wait like a rat trap in extreme anticipation for the next time she will be able to talk about her husband who is in Iraq.

She is my ideal woman because I want to be her husband so I can die in Iraq and never have to see her again.