Liv Mas

hi welcome to taco bell, would you like to try one of our chalupa boxes today? :)

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Coomer I simply adore you in the most “I wish I had a cool and strong peepaw” way possible

I can be the world’s strongest peepaw! I am scuttling into your family tree as we speak!

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Ok Gordon, what the hell? What’s up with this weird reaction stuff with the word POG or POGGERS, dude? Damn, that was an impressive tackle though. Coomer? Are you okay? Buddy?

Coomer: I am perfectly normal!

Gordon: UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE-

[tacobelltommy]

POG is short for ‘play of the game’ but became a phrase denoting excitement or joy, or just something very cool! POG has many forms including PogChamp, Poggers, and [is tackled by Gordon]

HELP ME, BOPER!!

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How’s it going Benry? Looking pog as always! :3

uh thanks? i dunno what “pog” means but you too i guess?

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Heya Gordon, how has normal life been to ya? How’s Joshua doing? Is he here with you guys? I’d love to see that little cutie pie someday!!! I’m sure he is as handsome and adorable as you are! :)

Did you really think I’d bring my sweet baby boy with us to a heist?! No dude, he’s hanging out at his other parent’s place.

I do have a bunch of pictures of him in my wallet, though! Wanna see-

Wha- where the fuck is my wallet??

Benrey: this ones mm favorite

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So...Uh...How do y'all feel about this Baja Blast heist?

Coomer: GOOD.

Bubby: I’m always down for a thrill, it’s been a bit too calm lately!

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Pronouns? :D

Tommy (he/they) 

Darnold (he/him)

Gordon (he/him)

Benrey (they/he)

Coomer (he/him)

Bubby (he/xe/they)

[ and my pronouns are she/they babeyyyy ]

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OH BRO THEYRE HERE TOMMY GO WELCOME THEM!! :0

Tommy: It took you all long enough! What was the hold up? Darnold: Bubby wanted to be “fashionably late”

Tommy: That does, uh- That certainly sounds like Bubby! I was beginning to worry, thank- thank goodness you’re all here now! :)

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HI COOMER YOU KICKA DOOR REAL GOOD!

Thank you tiny, faceless voice in my head!

[ the rest of the science team are now open for questions! ]

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What's the everybodys favorite old scientists up to latey?

THIS, BITCH!

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...so why haven’t you stolen it yet...

I’ve done my part, just have to wait for back-up to arrive!

*RING*

Speak of the- the devils!

[tacobelltommy]

Couldn't you just...... purchase it?

And where’s the fun in that? Robbing a massive food chain is- is a wonderful bonding experience, you know!

[tacobelltommy]

Why are you so interested in Baja Blast what evil powers can the most powerful drink do?

Excellent question! The answer?

I don’t- I don’t really know! The most that we know is that it is REALLY fucking powerful. So Darnold wants to get enough to be able to use it in his experiments!

However, it IS the one drink that everyone on the- the science team enjoys together! I think that’s pretty powerful in and of itself!

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Do these "not scheming" plans involve some kind of robbery?

Fine, I’ll tell you. But make sure to keep it between us :)

You might have figured it- uh- figured it out already, but I don’t actually work here!

I’ve specifically infiltrated and cleared this restaurant out in order to steal one thing

THE BAJA BLAST

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hello thomas :) I know you're quite busy with... Not Schemes but I think your tendency to cat mouth is very cute, perhaps even befitting of a Nyah?

Nyah :3

[tacobelltommy]

what did you mean "made sure this place was empty"???

....Y’know those powers I was telling you all about? 

I might have used a little “mind manipulation” to get the managers and other workers to be gone for the- for a few hours

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powers? 👀

Yup! I won’t share too many specifics but I have- I can do some pretty cool things! For example, I can stop time! Still trying to, uh, perfect it, but it’s b- it’s been fun!