I Shower With My Clothes On

And I was born in a Gucci onesie so stop asking

[tacoholic]

ive never been naked and if you have you're disgusting

[tacoholic]

What the fuck is the terror

[guooey]

some important advice

[tacoholic]

ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me too

[i-hate-pain-deactivated20181231]

wild

[skateboarrdgifs]

[asolarthing]

This is the most California shit I’ve ever seen

[cheltrei]

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

Me a harmless farmer in ye old england: why is there cow shit on my plate Me ye old wife: it be all we have

[momzoned]

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him

[toominator]

[herrbutch]

yeah kinda

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

[snorlaxatives]

me: *reblogs post asking for asks*

me: *gets asks*

me: *realizes i’m not in the mood to respond to asks*

me: *deletes post and pretends like nothing ever happened*

[arrogantdad]

this is the most ungrateful thing

[snorlaxatives]

me:

[hawlucha]

irl: obama tells kids that bees are good after one (1) bee flies near crowd

fox news: BEEROCK OBEEMA UNLEASHES BEE NUKES AT SCREAMING CHILDREN, NUCLEAR BEE ATTACK ENSUES

[jeangrey]

OMG

[parakavka]

[plantsyi]

i saw this and literally gasped omg 

[shadowsexual]

[soulb0t]

Look At this dog