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[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[lsleofskye]

"Autumn in the Alpine" 🍂 | calibreus

Location: Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada

[konoko]

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[thing-move]

utterly obsessed

[ruikh]

[Audio Transcript]

@lyssyb333: Hold the phone, hold the phoooone- hold it. I literally consistently forget that I have done whippits many fucking times and like, y’know when someone’s like “Oh how many drugs’ve you done?” I never say whippits, ‘cause I’m like- I forget. But- (phone falls) No! (adjusting phone back to position) Since I have done them I’m gonna explain something really quick because cannot believe this is a topic of debate.

What is whippits, like it’s literally- (phone falls) fucking- (Angrily, gravely tone)I’M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK! (sighs, adjusts phone back to position) 

It’s like, nitrous oxide or just- y’know It’s whip cream shit. And you’re inhaling it into your brain. Feels really good, feels great. Really bad for ya though. So, that shouldn’t even be a fucking debate. It’s- it’s bad for you, period. (gasps, changes camera view to the outside) Oh my god is that Jonie(sp?)

(Excitedly)OHHH MY GOD IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN JONIIEEEE, OH SHIT

Jonie: How are ya!

@lyssyb333, offscreen: Hey Jonie! (Laughs) What’s g- (audio abruptly cuts)

[3lush]

[starstray]

bunnies and easter eggs! a quick doodle before I get back to coursework. happy easter!!

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[athelind]

Happy Easter.

[knife-friend]

scroll down for a pupper

APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[sic-sempervirens]

Holiday tradition

[datable]

[lofeel]

[conversation16]

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

[conversation16]

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

[wizardpotions]

The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children's safety when it's really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist

[coolspotforthesnes]

minecraft kids videos may be a plague upon humanity but atleast they produce the funniest images known to man 

[minecrussy]

feel like I’m stumbling onto evidence of some kind of unethical social experiment

[wizardpotions]

The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children's safety when it's really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist

[o-kurwa]

[you-do-not-know]

okay but can i eat that

[beardedmrbean]

Forbidden cake

[gotterhag]

I thought chocolate guy was off the shits