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south I-5. (( rp account for the city of tacoma, washington! ))

[retrxuvailles]

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((fuck off))

[tacomptons]

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[tacomptons]

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[tacomptons]

Texas is dumb and has old white Republicans. >C

[sassmaster]

[washingtonias-archive-deactivat]

This is a fact. [nods] 

Which is why I never go there. I’m surprised Alfred hasn’t realized that I’m never at state meetings scheduled in Houston.

[tacomptons]

State meetings are fun, especially when they're in Seattle. Sometimes I'll come up to watch you guys. 

But I'm not surprised you don't go to the ones in Texas. :o

[tacomptons]

…but we’re the best state in the entire union. 

[this logic of irrelevance is lost on her]

[washingtonias-archive-deactivat]

Texas would beg to differ.

[shh he secretly agrees; long live cascadia]

[tacomptons]

Texas is dumb and has old white Republicans. >C

[sassmaster]

[washingtonias-archive-deactivat]

Yes, well, the media tends to spread racist ideals, and that’s not your or my fault. [rolls his eyes] Either way, you can’t expect people across the globe to know you for glass museums and state history. It’s irrelevant. Hate to admit it, but Washington in general is irrelevant to most countries. Even to most states.

[tacomptons]

...but we're the best state in the entire union. 

[this logic of irrelevance is lost on her]

[tacomptons]

But I’m closer to Mount Rainier than her! >:v

[washingtonias-archive-deactivat]

You also have a larger port than her. [looks up from his papers]

But I really can’t help it. I’m sorry, Era, but all I can offer is the small condolence that to become my most popular city, she had to sacrifice a lot.

[tacomptons]

Meh. [pouts and falls onto his couch]

It's so annoying, though. She's known for being the largest city, Olympia is known for being the real capital, Spokane is...out there...I don't think she cares. But I'm known for Hilltop and that isn't a good thing! [raises her arms] Did you know that, dad? People in New Zealand know about Hilltop! Because of Cops!

[washingtonias-archive-deactivat]

tacomptons replied to your post:Mount Tahoma. :c

So? You can name it back-

Uh, no. Seattle would flip her shit and if I started renaming things now there would be chaos.

[tacomptons]

But I'm closer to Mount Rainier than her! >:v

[itsczy]

Back to #Tacoma #bridge

[tacomptons]

One time,

Reportin' live,

Tacompton, Washington