Certified Human Disaster

Rose. 21. Slytherin. INTP. Seer of Light. One and a half years sober. “Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either.” - American Singer, actor, and producer Frank Sinatra, probably. M!A: Cat ears and tail meow. OOC: DEPENDANT Rose Lalonde. Semiselective, but happy to interact with almost anyone. See links.

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

Despite everything, I’m going to miss Flarping round two just as much as I missed Flarping Round One.

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

I have a Tumblr.

Seems I must bring my shitposting back here from Flarping.

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

We Are Number One but it’s Synthwave Vaporwave remix.

[justcatposts]

Pure,

via @kesyacaat

[friendlyfrankenstein]

too… too tiny…. 

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

Alas it appears that fates have conspired once again to subject me to some manner of transformation, likely for the whole month.

I’ve become accustomed to this by now.

I have cloven hooves and scaled legs.

I’m enjoying myself thoroughly.

-- For the #monsterstuck event on Flarp. :D --

[thebootydiaries]

hot person i’ve talked to once: *gets into a relationship*

me: i had a chance

[animatedtext]

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

Draco: How many times do I have to tell you Pansy, I'm NOT GAY.

Pansy: *holds up a picture of Harry Potter*

Draco: *snapping fingers* well you've got me there

[tastytexan-deactivated20220514]

Reblog if you are a whole ass 20+ year old

[daily-showerthoughts]

Fishing is the underwater version of alien abduction

[sadangel2002]

this user loves roses

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

My Likes page is Jade all the way down.

[jadedceclia]

btw im not emo suddenly or anything

the halsey song on my playlist is because i love rose and she did a video for it once

[puppetass-deactivated20180227]

what was your first ship when you got into homestuck? leave it in the tags

[spell-bound-life]

Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

[morticious-delicious]

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

[wrenwalker]

@napoleonbrolo sent me this and it changed my life

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

@jadedceclia

[tacticaltheurgy-blog]

So are you and Jade a couple? You talk like you're in love with her.

Last I checked Jade is in a committed relationship with my brother and I love her like a sister.

It should be considered normal to profess undying love for your friends, platonically.