my precious. morticious, delicious...

Come, my loverlies. Let us talk of toys and ghosts, of pirates and magic and mysteries. and things that make us happy... (and things that make us scared...) yes im the banishin rock lady (my dolls are over at Momdusa)

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[parliamentrook]

I wish grief WAS linear so I’d know the pain would ease a little more each day. Instead it’s all over the place and all I can do is just let it crash into me. My heart bleeds and I cry and cry and the person I want to help me is the one who caused it and is gone.

[stephanemiroux]

Dont fucking tell me Tums is called that because its for tummies...

[peppapigvevo]

[stephanemiroux]

😂

[kosmogrl]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[creekfiend]

I have a theory that people who say they're "afraid of clowns" largely are not, in the sense of actually having a phobia, and what they mean is "clowns creep me out," and what they mean by THAT is "clowns make me uncomfortable, because they dress and speak and move and act in ways that I do not necessarily expect or have a social script for so they make me feel wrong-footed and self conscious and confused because the interaction and behavior does not make sense to me,"

and honestly the way that I feel about THAT is, "ok, so now imagine that you live in clown world and everyone you encounter is clowns and all the institutions you are forced to navigate are clown institutions run by clowns. that is life as an autistic person"

anthropologist on Mpars/the only human in Clown World. pick your analogy

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[mstgsmy66]

[portraitsofsaints]

Saint Clotilde

474-545

Feast Day: June 3

Patronage: brides, adopted children, parents, exiles, widows, skin disease

Saint Clotilde was married to King Clovis who ruled the Franks and was instrumental in the King's conversion. She is credited with bringing Christianity to Europe. Queen Clotilde was known for her charitable and penitential works of mercy. After Clovis’ death she retired to the Abbey of St. Martin of Tours and died of natural causes.

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase. (website)

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[gaytanic-panic]

[lelouch]

Doechii & Lady Gaga in RUNWAY 👠

[silkysousaphone]

Here's the finished piece I made using the glass pebbles from my last sticker set! I made it into a png that is free to use (but please credit if you repost) :3

Finished piece/ part one / part two

[were--ralph]

Your Taco Bell drive-thru menu is starting to take cues from you

Yum Brands plans to make more Taco Bell drive-thrus powered by AI, with a dynamic menu and other features.

“The fast-food chain is testing an AI-powered drive-thru menu in the US and plans to roll it out nationwide this year, parent company Yum Brands Inc. said Wednesday. The dynamic menu can change its layout, content, and visuals from car to car.”

personally i can not wait folks to order One Million Quesadillas and the system begins freaking out. If I've learned anything its that people can fuck with AI in ways ive never imagined and watching it shit itself will be funny. its time to destroy the taco bell

[mythicalthing]

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits