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☆ jade harley ☆ m!a: none, accepting ☆ RP sideblog ☆

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[booskidoo]

Hey everybody! Growing, fledgling artist here, feeling like spreading my wings and soaring into a little bit of capitalist airspace. I mean this is my first go at offering commissions! I’ll start out with a handful of slots open and see how it goes from there if I can open more.

Prices are given in their ranges based on minimum wage rates for overall time spent working on a piece of that type. More elaborate pieces take more time, and I can always discuss those specific prices with you.

I will take requests from any fandom as well as OCs! Details and specifics can be hashed out with me in IMs, and we can talk about specific pricings based on that.

My only parameters are to avoid extensive fur and keep it PG-13. Depicting gore or violence or drug use is all okay, but gotta stay away from explicit sexual content.

Even if you don’t want or can’t get the art for yourself it’d be really great if you could still reblog this and pass it along. Heck, if you just want to help me out it’d be so cool to just give a little donation instead. You can get my PayPal with [email protected].

Hit me up in IMs or my ask box here at my art blog booskidoo or at my personal blog sequitury-of-state. Thanks!

[jadedceclia]

Here, kitty kitty kitty!: Muse is turned into a cat version of his or herself.

[You literally don’t notice a single difference, because you’re CHILLING. But there is a difference. It’ll hit you........ later.] 

[jadedceclia]

M!A's Available for BIT.TRIP

Time durations are decided by the anon.

Trapped!: Muse is locked away in a place specified by Anon until rescued or until specified time.

Un-armed!: Muse cannot pick up or use any weapon.

Muse the Bellhop!: Muse cannot walk more than five steps without falling on their face.

Badger, badger, SNAKE!: Muse is constantly attacked by snakes.

Muse Phantom!: Muse is a ghost.

Valentine's Week!: Muse is in love with a character of Anon's choosing.

NOT THE BIRDS!: Muse is constantly attacked by birds.

Itai, itai!: Muse is in constant pain.

Go home, Muse. You're Drunk.: Muse is confused easily and acts as though drunk.

The Muse's mun is different!: Muse is controlled by (Anon specifies) (Mun may specify things Muse may not be forced to do, such as sexual acts or triggers.)

Still Life!: Muse is completely paralyzed until rescued or until specified time.

Hot hot hot hot hot hot HOT!: Muse has uncontrollable hot flashes.

Who am I?: Muse loses memories/amnesia.

Fear is funny!: Whatever usually scares Muse, they now find funny.

Quiet!: Muse is mute.

Tickle everywhere!: Muse is extremely ticklish.

Help! I'm stuck in another body!: Muse is stuck in another Muse's body. (Anon specifies.) (Both muns must agree.)

Power of Flight/Gravity: Muse grows wings. (Or if Muse has wings, they disappear.)

Is that you, Karkat?: Muse must YELL EVERYTHING THEY SAY!

H3H3: Muse is blind.

Sloooooooo-mooooooo: Muse must do everything verrrrrryyyyy slowlyyyyyy....

That was supposed to be secret!: Muse must say everything on their mind.

So... Thirsty...: Muse is constantly thirsty, but cannot drink anything.

Teleport!: Muse is transported to a location of Anon's choosing.

Against my will...: Muse is forced to attack another Muse of Anon's choosing.

Oglogoth!: Muse is suddenly grimdark for a certain amount of time. Anon's decision of the time length.

Here, kitty kitty kitty!: Muse is turned into a cat version of his or herself.

WHEEEEEEEEEE!: Muse engages Trickster Mode.

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

[ethereal-drivel]

Hi I love bees

[cosmicretribution]

one of the funniest things about Pokemon and knowing it was made by an autistic man is that in the Pokemon universe, making eye contact with someone is literally canonically saying “you wanna fight” 

this is just one of many examples of trainers saying similar things like this 

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[jadedceclia]

@two-times-polydeuces

[wonderfulworldoftomorrow]

[skeledrone-deactivated20220929]

[fncysntakiind-blog]

Thanks but I’d say the heart is about the least homo thing in that pictuere.

[jadedceclia]

ok so it comes to a close second compared with the person taking the pic

[fncysntakiind-blog]

Third, that dunkass probably takes two slots. 

[jadedceclia]

i cant argue with that! especially since theyre the one who probably put that up huh 

[fncysntakiind-blog]

What a weirdo. 

[jadedceclia]

pff, be polite thats my friend youre talking about xP

[fncysntakiind-blog]

Thanks but I’d say the heart is about the least homo thing in that pictuere.

[jadedceclia]

ok so it comes to a close second compared with the person taking the pic

[fncysntakiind-blog]

Third, that dunkass probably takes two slots. 

[jadedceclia]

i cant argue with that! especially since theyre the one who probably put that up huh 

[fncysntakiind-blog]

Thanks but I’d say the heart is about the least homo thing in that pictuere.

[jadedceclia]

ok so it comes to a close second compared with the person taking the pic

[fncysntakiind-blog]

[jadedceclia]

tattoos are looking good!!!

[sibylatrist-blog]

My sweet lady @jadedceclia has a beautiful soul.

[jadedceclia]

@fncysntakiind

ILY2!!! 

[jadedceclia]

tbh after we got sort of adjusted to it, it wasnt so bad. obviously it shouldnt continue indefinitely because we have to live our own lives and it can get a little risky/dangerous at times but honestly, when isnt something at least a little risky, thats just a consequence of existing as a person

but coping with it with the right attitude has actually made most of it more fun than not and i feel like ill miss her

[vibinwitch]