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they/he | lesbian

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[misguidedinsect-deactivated2026]

I have this meme stuck in my head

[bynine]

tips and tricks to become popular:

take interest in the lives of others

be humble and admit when you are wrong

be encouraging in your criticism

secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles

eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

[girlmostlikely]

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[tad137]

disagree #fakenews

[targetedknowledge]

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[hemipenal-system]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted dextrous feet i could kill things with

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

[netscrape]

ghost of a house centipede guardian angel

[randumbkatt]

the angels have come for your gluttony

[lectric-railcannon]

YOUR SOULMATE is a TRANSGENDER PERVERT on TUMBLR.COM

[vagun1ka]

the original butchfem (dear daniel & hello kitty)

[wyndryga]

the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

[coolpartytimefan]

Michonne + Cat 🐈 - TOWL s1.6 / TWD s7.10, s3.12

[piranhaprevails]

had this saved on pinterest and got an email abt it being harmful cause it was “adult content” 😭

[saperbasement]

silly