*crawling through tall grass* i cannot be harmed!

Me, an elderly person

[infertilityidol]

[dogpuppy]

[sluicer]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[curioscurio]

fuck you fuck everything monkey peanut butter and jelly

[saltedume]

[rnismatch]

simply put this is a limpse into a strange kind of new world im building where peas are some other color

[dogpuppy]

Finger started bleeding at the walmart

[sjweminem]

that's how you know it's tuesday

[amazoogle]

got the dishwasher going today. washer and dryer too. ac and heat both running full blast. all the faucets are on. im using my car's engine as a generator to power one of the trees in the yard. its easy to see why they call it Tuesday

[brucefromfamilyguy]

happy Tuesday remember to sparkle

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[killrockstar]

ai is telling me they made abu dhabi up for garfield