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GO FOLLOW ME AT pretty-sailor.tumblr.com

[tadashingly-handsome]

THIS BLOG HAS MOVED TO pretty-sailor.tumblr.com

[tadashingly-handsome]

Hey guys tumblr in typical tumblr fashion fucked me over, and I’m not gonna be able to access this blog anymore. My new url is gonna be @pretty-sailor so go follow me over there!

[tadashingly-handsome]

Hey guys tumblr in typical tumblr fashion fucked me over, and I'm not gonna be able to access this blog anymore. My new url is gonna be @pretty-sailor so go follow me over there!

[thatdisasterauthor]

Super quick doodle comic done over breakfast about my feelings on the current state of things.

[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

[aidn]

[celestial-fury]

i filmed the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life this weekend

[hwun]

@kogashousewife us at the gym

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

america: “yo watch how badly we can fuck up our country”

britain: “*cracks knuckles*”

[sataara]

Brasil: “ha! Amateurs!”

[kinggvaris]

[reverseracism]

me

[weloveshortvideos]

at the playground with my handsome son

[sikoot-deactivated20141212]

[sndwave]

[zsnes]

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[thebootydiaries]

im tHIS close to blocking buzzfeed smh

[thursday]

i can’t believe every father was born today science is truly amazing

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[feircemajorasblog]

Wait you have a child?

[thebootydiaries]

not anymore helen i took care of it