โโ๏นPICK A CARD: i love you more than any stupid song could ever say โงโห โ โซโห (what gets ur future spouse choked up in love about u <3 18+ )
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โงโห โ ๐ฃฒpile one โงโห โ
Right off the bat, the message Iโm getting is that some of the people who picked this pile struggle with chronic illness, mental health conditions or some other invisible battle. You could worry quite often if youโd ever get the type of partner you yearn for, and sometimes even deny yourself the permisson to dream of the future you want. Well, Iโm here to say that please donโt lose all hope. Even when I asked about what gets your fs choked up in love with you, the cards that first flew out just wanted to send a message of quick reassurance that even on the more tougher days that they will not go anywhere and will be a pillar of strength for you. In fact, theyโre asking you to be a bit patient with them as they learn how to take care of you and to give them a chance/ donโt give up on them.
They see you as a kind of warrior. Compared to your life, theyโve had a very easy and restful one. I do think this is someone who comes from a stable background and has a happy go lucky attitude to them. To you, youโll seem like two extreme opposites. Itโs not that youโre a cynical or bitter person all the time, but you certainly canโt be a ball of light most of the time like this other person is. Awhh, pile 1, youโll definitely be drawn to them and their light but youโll also resign yourself to just being something in their orbit. I donโt even know if you see them romantically when this happens, you could just really like the vibe of this person and be a bit envious of their qualities. And wish โAh, I wish I could live like that as well.โ
(This sort of becomes a source of slight anxiety for them because they worry that you see them as someone whoโs too easygoing and not someone dependable enough to consider as a partner.)
This person is a bit goofy + mischievious. Theyโre the type to make funny faces and teasingly bother you until you smile or loosen up. Theyโll feel very happy and triumphant when they make you smile.
Youโre a bit clammed up, Pile 1. And Iโm not saying that to shame you. Itโs just how youโve adapted to survive through life. Thereโs this sense of heaviness thatโs there with you most of the times that you pretend isnโt there when you donโt want to ruin the mood with other people. This person doesnโt care about that so youโll know if someone is your fs when they wholeheartedly accept you even without your mask on.
The thing that gets them all choked about in love with you isโฆ well many things. A whole bunch of things came out like your inner strength, your resilience, your wisdom, your mindโฆ This person just loves the whole of you (weird phrasing but thatโs how it came out.) But what gets them choked up the most is your willingness to try again, especially in love and with them. They know how precious your energy is, and that you feel things more deeply than others, that it takes you longer to get up from the ground than others, but you still do. AHJDHJS Iโm getting slightly choked up as well, so this person is definitely going to shed a tear or two. Youโre so precious in their eyes. I donโt know if you ever faced anything particularly hurtful when you were a kid, but this person's heart would break when you tell them about it and they would be so sad. They would literally wish that they could go back in time and comfort little you.
Iโm not even kidding when I say this, but say some kid on the playground bullied you or gave you shit thatโs still affecting you in the present day, this person would be more than willing to throw hands ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ or at least give that person a piece of their mind.
They are so touched when youโre willing to give them a chance even though youโve been burned before Theyโre fucking psyched up actually. I feel like youโd be concerned if youโre moving too slow meanwhile this personโs on cloud nine and dancing with their pillow or some shi at home. They donโt care how long it takes. They care that youโre willing at all. They know how many times youโve gathered yourself up and they just genuinely donโt care about any of the things youโre worrying that they will.
I feel like youโre the type to be touched by reading all this, but youโll still be doubtful, because I got so many messages for the other piles but for you, it feels like your fs is sort of holding out. โWait for me to come and show you.โ Is what they want to say. Theyโre more than aware of how guarded youโll be and how high your walls are (I heard the phrase โespecially nowโ so some of you may be going through sm in real time.)
They want you to focus on cutting people out (?๐ญ), letting yourself cry real good and stay hydrated. That may just be a specific message for one of yall thoughโฆ I think youโre dealing with some shady people who arenโt treating you well and you still donโt see it.
And donโt worry about your life in the bedroom. I feel like youโve sort of resigned yourself here as well when it comes to trying things youโre curious about or getting a reciprocal relationship. Donโt worry about it, trust. This person will take all the safeguards to ensure you have a seamless, painless and safe experience. โYou donโt even have to do anything if you donโt want to. Just lie down.โ And โIโll take care of the rest.โ Also, this person will NOT pressure you for anything. Ever. Nor will they make you feel bad for not wanting to do it or making them โwait too longโ. They just genuinely do not give a fuck as long as they get to be near you. This person might want to be really clingy with you but wonโt at least in the initial stages because they want to preserve their image. If their friends heard about this, theyโd be like โwhat image?โcause they all know how down bad your fs is for you.
They admire how well you take care of yourself and want to take care of you too. They wonโt ever want to stress you out or make things tougher for you.
I hope you enjoyed the reading Pile 1!! Feel free to check out the masterlist in case you want to check out other readings from me. I wish I had a reading like why youโre that bitch (gender neutral ofc) to boost your confidence right now but I do have a what kind of beauty you possess reading so feel free to read that!! I also have 22% off on all my private readings until July in case you want a one-on-one reading xx
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โงโห โ ๐ฃฒpile two โงโห โ
Your future spouse will have a very youthful heart-throb look to them. They could either be younger than you or appear to be younger than their age. Your future spouse is very soft in general. This is someone who believes in kindness and nurturing good things in their life so that they can multiply. They can be a bit naive at ties, but thereโs also this element of being very energetic and passionate? They are certainly not passive but not fiery either. More like energetic the way a rushing stream is. This person has boundless patience.
I feel like thereโs a very interesting dichotomy to this personโs energy.
Perhaps in their youth, this person certainly could have been fiery and hot-headed but mellows out significantly as they age. Like significantly to the point where it would seem like they have Buddha level of patience. and sometimes this would annoy you lol, like say you guys decide to have children and one day they break a vase or something expensive, you would be annoyed and have to take on the role of the stern parent. This person is so chill about it to the point that you think โdoes nothing faze this person?โ Not to say that theyโd be an irresponsible parent. You guys would be a great team actually. This person just has their own ideology, such as never raising their voice, etc. (which youโll have in common) but if you tell them you need them to show up as a stern person, theyโre always more than willing to support you.
Some people in this pile could honestly find their fs a little boring in the beginning. You would have preferred their past version more. Some of you crave that thrill thatโs sometimes present in relationships with toxic dynamics, but none of that adrenaline rush is there with this person. Iโm almost tempted to write โcheapโ rush instead to describe it even though I donโt really want to call it that ๐ญ I think there will be a moment where it sort of clicks for you that this person is hot. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS SUPERFICIAL but hear me out for a second.
There will be some sort of situation where youโre sort of bracing for this person to react like your exes or other people did in the past (negatively). But instead they act in a completely different way than expected. And then you realise โOh. This is the sort of person they are.โ Youโll just feel really safe and taken care of and thereโll be such an abrupt shift towards how you feel, like, youโll genuinely feel intense attraction to them in that moment. Like IMMEDIATELY.
I would say that your future spouse is the first one to develop interest in you but they also are super chill and โno pressureโ about it. This just baffles some of you. โIf you like me, then why arenโt you making a move for it?โ But you only feel like that after youโve developed interest in them. For your future spouse, whoโs already had their eyes on you FOR A WHILE, they could have figured out that they arenโt the type of person they usually go for. JKSJEIOEO this is giving me second ml energy in the best way ( because the fact that theyโre your fs means that theyโre the first lead ๐๐ป๐๐ป) They just genuinely want to take care of you without expecting anyting in return. Theyโd do nice things for you here and there but wonโt progress it any further to not pressurise you.
This is going to frustrate you soooo much, Pile 2. Especially sexually for some yall ๐ญ You know how you get the cuteness aggression when you see certain people? Itโs that but sexual. Some of you just want to aggressively jump this personโs bones.
Youโll be the first one to take an action towards establishing a relationship (either asking them outright about their feelings or just kissing them when the moment feels right) cause theyโll be respecting your space (โtoo damn muchโ is what i heard lmao). I feel like something significant will happen in an elevator.
What gets them choked up in love about you and (ironically) gives them cuteness aggression about you is your protectiveness over them. You could think of them as too naive and trusting, which I guess they are but they arenโt completely powerless but they also donโt mind giving in to you. You know those types of husbands that just smile with affection when their wife is scolding them? Thatโs the type of energy itโs giving me. They love how nurturing you are towards them. In fact, there are times where they might even pretend to be sicker than they actually are to be babied by you. Theyโre just full of adoration for you in general.
If you have any sort of morning routine, they just silently admire you as you go on about it. Theyโll silently think โI canโt believe I wake up to this person every single day. What a blessed life Iโm living,โ and theyโll be so deadass about it too. If youโre working from home and you suddenly switch to your โboss voiceโ or โcorporateโ voice they might find that hot too. They could even come over and kiss you, trying to tease you at times. This is a bit 18+ and also wholesome but another thing that sort of turns them on/ also gets them choked up in love about you is how you aggressively you chase your own pleasure, at least compared to them. In daily life, you may be the type to not get bogged down by the seriousness and the hustle culture of it all and prioritise your own fun. And when it comes to the 18+ stuff, letโs just say you arenโt scared to initiate. This sort of gives them the freedom and permission to also centre pleasure in their life and theyโre so grateful to you for making their life better in so many different ways. โI learn so much from you.โ
They think youโre the most strongest person they know and admire that about you, but this is also when the rare side of them comes out and they become stern whenever you push yourself too much. Lmao, this is going to be such a shocker for you and youโll sort of be aroused at the same time.
Youโre like a shining star for them. Your light brings them so much clarity and purpose. It could scare them sometimes because of how greedy theyโd want to get with you (I feel like youโd be delighted at this admission and tease them about it).
Extra message: this could be the sort of person who struggles to hang up first/ be the first one to leave.
Well, that is all pile 2! I hope you enjoyed your reading! It is my first future spouse reading but I didnโt expect it to be this lengthy ahhh. If youโd like to leave me a tip or even purchase your own reading from me, please click here xx I have 22% on all readings until July hehe.
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โงโห โ ๐ฃฒpile three โงโห โ
Aww pile3s, your future spouse is such an emotional softie to you. This is someone whose heart is very tender (theyโd deny it if you ever asked them though). I think they like to think of themselves as someone who is gruff, intimidating (and in case it is a man โmachoโ). They could have been bullied in their school days for being too soft-spoken or shy, so theyโre always conscious of appearing big enough for that to never happen again. I donโt think theyโre the most in touch with their emotions- well, I donโt know. I think they try to avoid it but they canโt. Iโm getting an image of someone who cries because a movie scene was particularly touching or sad and is sad the entire night, even cuddling with an old soft toy to comfort themseles. This is who they are when they arenโt performing what they think is socially acceptable.
Theyโre going to be sooo clingy and tender with you. Your relationship with them finally gives them space + permission to be wear their heart on their sleeve. I wouldnโt be surprised if this person acts one way with their friends and then a completely different person with you. Even if you tried telling other people, they might not even believe you.
In the spirit of honesty, your fs might have some toxic tendencies they might not think twice about. Esp for those who are interested in men, they might parrot some of the misogynistic jokes their friends cracked. This will offend you (as it should). But Iโm hearing โ I will learn.โ Now, Iโm not going to sit here and say that itโs your job to train a man or anyone else to deconstruct their misogyny and you should in NO way take this as a sign to stay around someone who is toxic/misogynistic thinking it could be your future spouse, no.
How youโll know that itโs your future spouse is that this personโs expression will literally crumble when you express disappointment with them and pull back. They have no pride in this relationship. They donโt mind begging on their knees or going in between yours, whatever gets you looking all happy and content at them. They will like you so much that theyโll set onto do the work to deprogram their toxic mindset all by themself, because they want to be someone worthy of you. โI donโt deserve you.โ
I want to emphasise that once again, pls donโt stay with someone whoโs showing signs of a toxic mindset/ beliefs/ values just because of this message and thin it might be your fs. LEAVEEE esp in this climate ๐๐ป The message came through to convey that they realise how uncool it is to pretend to be someone theyโre not and to just follow others to fit in. The shitty joke they made wouldnโt even be something that they believed in. This will cause them to go through an inner journey.
I mentioned earlier that they have no pride in this relationship and itโs really true when it comes to their clinginess. Theyโll be the type to act like youโre the clingy one and tease you about that if you ever initiate affection, but theyโre internally really happy about it. I just got an image of a tail waggingโฆ very golen retriever energy. Theyโll be pouty, wanting your attention, affection and time. Youโre the most important person to them. I feel like this might annoy you sometimes and you set your boundaries. Theyโre going to be a lil dramatic in the beginning and their feelings will get hurt, but they want you to know that they will absolutely respect it. They just worry itโs a sign of you withdrawing from the relationship and not liking them anymore. Youโll find them very cute. Your opinion of them matters so much to them, Pile 3.
Theyโre the type to do big gestures or drive all night to come visit you at your house. (The sex life is going to be good. Theyโll be eager to please and willing to do anything you like, anything at all.)
What gets your future spouse all choked up in love about you is your loyalty. Your unwavering single-minded focus when it comes to them. I mentioned earlier about them feeling like they donโt deserve you and they feel like it really is true. They feel like youโre better than them in every aspect, something about how you managed the twists and turns and all the curveballs life threw at you. You guys could have had similar backgrounds/ opportunities and theyโre really in awe of how youโve taken whatever youโve given and basically transformed it into blessings. This person is really excited for you whenever you progress in your career.
They feel like you have so many better options. Some as cool and collected as you (Iโm hearing โcool as a cucumberโ) deserves so much than a person who can only razzle dazzle you. I feel like most of you will meet this person after the end of a relationship or when youโre in the market for a relationship/ marriage. I can definitely feel some meddling forces so maybe youโve been set up to g on blind dates either by your friends or family (an aunt specifically for some of you).
I think this person sort of doesnโt go all way or hesitates when it comes to shooting their shot initially, at least not until that they notice that you arenโt looking at anyone else but them. This person puts you on such a pedestal istgg. I feel like you two could come from two different worlds. Itโs giving Beth and Rip from Yellowstone.
There is someone who will actively try to get in between your relationship at some point. On paper, they think they are the better match for you and might just bulldoze it and try to court you( wining and dining you.) BUt you wouldnโt be interested in the other person at all. At some point your future spouse will realise that theyโre the one you want, the only one you want. And let me tell you, that day theyโll feel like the happiest person in the world. The luckiest one too. That out of all these options, your unwavering heart is only for them. Mitskiโs My love mine all mine is coming through. The moment they realise this, theyโre going to lock you down AND love you down. (For some of you, I just heard that you make them feel like princess charming)
This person is a completely different person with others. More firm and even ruthless tbh. Theyโre sort of a down bad puppy only with you. Eye contact could be something very important for them and something theyโll insist on during sex. โEyes on me,โ could be something they say. Theyโll need that feeling of connection looking into your eyes gives for them to finish. Youโll sort of be oblivious to this side of them in the beginning. Youโll only realise it when the switch-up happens right in front of you. This is probably when someone else is trying to hit on you.
Thatโs all for the reading!! I hope you enjoyed it Pile 3s!! I have 22% off on all my readings until July in case you want to get a one-on-one reading with me xx
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ahh my first future spouse pac!! hope you guys enjoy hehe <3 i had meant for a pac to go up earlier but things got in the way so that one will have to be delayed for a bit. please comment and reblog with your thoughts. i love hearing them!!










