#!akon

[hiyorisarugaki]

Still short I see. -coughs-

"Oi oi... Akon, why are ya makin' these snide remarks so early in the morning? What got yer goat?"

[hiyorisarugaki]

@akxnabides from here;

"I'd rather take a fuckin' razor scooter into my eyes! Why the hell do I wanna see that skinny noodle naked?! GROSS!!!" Is beet red and scarpering right away from the taller man.

 She has seen him in a new light now. Literally. Maybe she’s also got a smidgen of respect for him. After all... seeing Mayuri undressed... she’s shuddering.

[hiyorisarugaki]

@cirsiu-m from here:

"I bet ya burned them the first chance ya got," she snorted, shaking her head. "Nah... I just..." She shrugged awkwardly. It was stupid to think of something she has not even seen in a 100 years, let alone expect it to still be preserved after all this time.

All of her small little accessories, the presents from her friends and colleagues over the years… Hikifune’s lab book…

“Some research notes... the ones I made when ... well, back then. It don’t matter. Things ain’t as important as the memories. If sommat is lost, it can be replaced,” she agreed with him. After all, nothing was impossible. And maybe, she only wanted to see Hikifune’s hand-writing again. The way she wrote Hiyori’s name… like somebody waving at her through the pages. Hiyori swallowed and shook her head.

“Right. I expect ya got lots ‘ta get on with, yer not one ‘ta take a break even now. Don’t let me keep ya from gettin’ paler in here. Bet ya never even been ‘ta see an ocean.”      

[hiyorisarugaki]

/sends her giri-choco to the world of the living.

“At least that kid knows who his real superiors are. Tch...” 

Okay, she’s touched. As in... really touched. Despite Hiyori’s best efforts to separate herself from Soul Society, there were people out there (a veeeerrry tiny handful) who still recognised the small, fiery lieutenant of yesteryear. 

Had Aizen been wrong then? Had she really not died that night?

Her heart was warmed just slightly by the thought of a moody Akon fretting about sending her a returning gift. And he had given her one of exactly equal value as she had given him. Chocolate for chocolate. Ever the scientist, he had calculated the most appropriate gift to offer.

But his calculations had missed one thing entirely. The fact that he had even thought of her, meant far beyond the chocolate.

“That bleedin’ heart.”

[hiyorisarugaki]

“don’t even think about it.”

“Oi! Who ya givin’ orders ‘ta with that mouth, Akon? I’m the lieutenant here, ya no-seated shinigami! So that means ya gotta listen ‘ta me! And I already thought of it! Ya need some proper sleep or yer gonna stay a shrimpy ass wreck all yer life. Just cuz Hikifune-Taichou’s gone, don’t mean my entire squad is gonna be filled with weaklings, got it?! I ordered ya ‘ta rest on yer fuckin’ day off, but here ya are, lickin’ Mayuri’s butt and doin’ all those damn samples for him! GO ‘TA YER FUCKIN’ RESIDENCE NOW OR I’M DESTROYIN’ THESE SAMPLES!”

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“none of this surprises me, honestly.”

[Has currently slammed her body against the screen to stop him from reading anything he shouldn’t.

“WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE DID YA POP UP FROM?”

[hiyorisarugaki]

tugs on her sleeves.... / from tiny akon in the turn back the pendulum arc : ) !!!

“For fuck’s sake! What now?!” She barked, assuming it was Mayuri  – until she realised he wouldn’t be that polite and point out everything wrong she had done.

Instead, it was Akon. Her expression softened… by about 0.00001%. He was just a little kid, after all.

“Oi, Akon - ain’t it past yer bedtime, brat? What’re ya trying ‘ta do? Suck up ‘ta that wart, Mayuri?”

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I think he means that you can be thrown. And caught.

“I’ll show that rascal whose throwing who!!”