Apr 26, 2019
mortimer: *boops linda’s bill*
linda: *POWS MORTIMER’S SCHNOZ*
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mortimer: *boops linda’s bill*
linda: *POWS MORTIMER’S SCHNOZ*
“ERIC TIBERIUS DUCKMAN, YOU HYPOCRITICAL MESS, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! FIRST YOU CALLED OUT ON PETE FOR HITTING ON ME AND NOW THIS?!”
@allxtment !
Good to hear, this shaming partnership is a go and he will forever hold it in his heart.
“I’m thankful for Gladstone and the rest of the family, too, Uncle Scrooge.”
((bottom image taken from @monkey-li‘s tw.tter <3))
Linda looked in the mirror and made a shocking discovery whilst brushing her long, luscious blonde hair, breaking the glass.
“MY FIRST GRAY HAIR!!”
She screamed in horror.
“AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!”
“Attention! I have something very important to say...”
“I love Mortimer and I'm very happy to be his girlfriend!”
“I can’t believe my fiance’s accusing me of cheating on him with Pete...”