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WE SWALLOW OUR MOST TENDER SECRETS
WE LOVE LIKE [ ALICE + GIDEON ] CARNIVORES, @goodnightgideon
BY THE NECK.
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“Gideon. I trust him more than anybody.”
“ and since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of. ”
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alice x gideon
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation
alice, absolutely. she ‘does what she wants’, and gideon doesn’t care enough to protest, usually.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them
there’s a pretty strict ‘no camera’ policy in the murder flat, so pictures aren’t too common. but when they’re out and about, it’s alice who’s sticking a camera in his face.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy
i think they both would, but Alice more often. She’s fully convinced that Gideon doesn’t smile enough.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them
gideon is very good at finding reasons for alice to hang all over him; alice is more than happy to oblige.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them
both of them are incredibly dedicated to their work, and their ‘research’. distractions are unneeded and unwanted mostly, but if anyone’s breaking the concentration in favor of something else, then it’s Alice
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated
alice. she’s a worrier.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do
gideon would storm out, most likely. alice is an incredibly and embarrassingly easy crier, but she would wait until he couldn’t see her; can’t seem weak, at all costs.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows
they would absolutely do it together; both of them need something to keep their minds off things that don’t involve murder. ( or other things )
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky
it could definitely go either way; neither of them are particularly shy when it comes to that sort of thing, and they’re both very physical beings in that respect.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car
alice starts by just getting a bit of water onto his shoes, just to piss him off, but it ends in an all-out, totally doused, water fight. wet t-shirt contests are no fun alone.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays
alice goes nuts. totally nuts. of course, she enlists gideon to help with the higher-up things, considering she’s about the size of a garden gnome, and she likes to believe that he enjoys the decorating as much as she does. all in all, it ends up being a team effort.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other
Surprisingly enough, it’s Gideon. Alice is more than willing to scream until she’s blue in the face, but Gideon is the master of the cold shoulder.
who plays with the others’ hair more
depends on what context we’re talking here. in day to day life, alice’s fingers are always in gideon’s hair, but when it comes to other times, alice is the one getting her hair pulled.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored
alice; he is big, and she is small, and he is very fun to climb.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can
i think it goes both ways here; every kiss is an encouragement and an opportunity. aside from the fact that neither of them can get enough of each other, kisses are hellos, and goodbyes, and the smallest outlets. every one is important.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up
alice. not even a little bit secretly.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up
alice takes great pleasure in getting gideon riled up only to leave him hanging. especially in potentially embarrassing situations; there’s nothing more exciting than the knowledge that he’s going to get back at her for it later on. and seeing him squirm is always a good reward.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one
gideon forgets, mostly, but alice struggles to keep it held over them both, since she’s just painfully short.
who demands showering first in the mornings
gideon, becuase alice is a hot water hog
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings
alice, becuase she can’t wait-- and because shower sex is always great.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
gideon is a total beast at the games, but they’re both such adrenaline junkies that they spend all their time on the roller coasters until they make themselves sick.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond
they both do it pretty equally. alice is a worrier, but gideon usually has a lot to say when it comes to leads, or plans, or something similar. they hardly text normal things to each other, like other couples do; texting is mostly reserved for on-the-fly, last minute planning.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight
neither of them, really. they’re too on top of their shit to forget that sort of thing.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets
alice. especially when gideon’s focusing really intently on something work-related.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can
they don’t seem like the most huggy couple in the world, but you would be surprised. alice is always trying to weasel her arms around him whenever they’re together, and gideon is the master of sneaking in a good from-behind hug when they find a moment to be still.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet
they’re both loud and obnoxious as hell, but when it comes down to it, alice seriously needs to shut the hell up the most.
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friendly reminder that after accidentally ripping his brother's arm off, gideon began mutilating his own arm until he went overboard and the limb had to be removed. he replaced it with a metal arm that doesn't even function (◕‿◕❀)