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Thank you, I'm happy to know you enjoy what I post here! ☆ Uhh, I'm not sure if I got feisty and sassy correctly, but I hope this is alright!__________Dazai Osamu- he'd first meet them on his way home from the agency; they'd been cornered in an alley by a couple of thugs and were being harrassed to hand over their wallet.- when things would seem to get ugly, he'll jump into the scene, only to find that they had already scared off the goons with a taser; Dazai accidentally startles them and almost gets tased himself.- he'll compliment them for being ballsy, and they'd huff and mention that people like that need to be taught a lesson; he'll tell them they're being adorable and they'd threaten to shock him for the comment.- they'll get into a little chat while walking around town, and a cafe with a cute dessert on display would catch their attention; Dazai would find himself getting dragged into the shop without any questions while they order said dessert.- he'll watch them happily enjoy the sweet treat as he sips on his coffee; they notice and ask why he's staring with furrowed brows and a scrunched nose.- they'll exchange contact details and would meet up every now and then; he'd also be surprised by how much of a drinker they are and find amusement in their wild side.- though their personalities are in contrast with one another, their relationship would be one that comes naturally; neither of them would need to confess, but Dazai would confirm to make it official; they'd get flustered over suddenly being asked if they want to be exclusive since it should have already been obvious by now, b-b-baka!- he'd be one to keep a close eye on them given their personality thinking they might get in trouble with other people, but won't be too overprotective about it; he believes they're capable of defending themself to an extent, and knows their limitations.- he won't be too public with the affection because they tend to hit him when they get too embarrassed, but thinks that's part of their charm and will tease them about it while expertly dodging their attacks.- there will never be a dull moment while they're together; they'd always have something to say about anything under the sun, and he'd be one to easily give into their whims because he likes the way their eyes light up when they're excited.- sometimes he'd fawn over them and pinch their cheeks when they're trying to be tough and receive death glares for calling them "cute."- their favorite date spots would include amusement parks, arcades, and the beach - practically anywhere they can be loud.- he'd be amused by how tame they become the first time he tried to properly kiss them, but even more so when they pull him back by the collar for another one.Nakahara Chuuya- his first encounter with them was at a boutique in the mall that he frequented; he was casually looking through the items on display when there was a sudden commotion where they got into an argument with another customer.- Chuuya would intervene once he thinks the situation is getting out of hand; he'll pose as their cousin and excuse themselves out of the shop until they're a good distance away.- he'll get scolded for butting in the moment they stop, but an amused smirk will be readily painted on his face, making mention of how badass they were back there.- they'd end up spending the rest of the day together, ranting about this and that, and telling each other their own badass stories; they'll also exchange numbers before parting.- several weeks of texting and mailing later will have him ask to meet them again; they'll tease him about asking them out on a date and it'll take a while before they get a reply from him.- he'd turn red and mentally kick himself for denying it in all caps with a couple of angry emoji because duh, way to be completely obvious. poor guy's got a little crush on them.- he'll get teased again when they meet, but will forget about it the moment they get into conversation; they'll become close friends in no time.- he'd be surprised one day by how they plainly ask him to be their boyfriend; he'd think they were teasing him again at first, but the serious look in their eyes says otherwise.- their relationship would be more like that of best friends than a romantic couple, but they'll show affection for one another every now and then when they're alone.- people would be surprised that they're dating because they won't seem like a couple at all, save for the ocassional holding of hands.- their pet names for each other double as insults but they both just think it's funny. of course, a lot of their names for him are height-related.- they'd be brutally honest with one another; there will be no such thing as "sugar-coating" and will get straight to the point, which sometimes leads to heated arguments, especially with their temper (or Chuuya's, rather).- movies are a vital part of their date nights; they'd either go to the cinema or watch them at home, but prefer the latter as they could be as loud as they want when they get excited, or curl up against each other under a blanket.- they'd be each other's fashion advisors; they know what'll look good on the other, and would sometimes poke fun at their choice of clothing; Chuuya usually wins in this department, but he makes sure that they look better than he does.- the first time either of them try to be romantic ends up with cringing and laughter because it seems so unnatural, but they eventually get used to it.