#!rhymes

[voxera]

reply to: @epivhani | for: ☀

[txt] he tried to kiss me and i told him you’d kiss him instead when you get here [txt] ur taking one for the team  [txt] uh and he took the death threat a little too seriously, now he’s practicing lying in a coffin [txt] oh fuck [txt] I JUST GOT INVITED TO THE COFFIN  [txt] s a v e    m e 

[voxera]

[6 new messages, 3 missed calls] [ @necvratu​ ] 

[ SMS: Bun ] Where are you???? 

[ SMS: Bun ] I'm hungry

[ SMS: Bun ] I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION

[ SMS: Bun ] Or I will forsake you.

[ SMS: Bun ] REPLY!!!

when i die, era thought, i want to leave just one advice for the future generations, just one piece of wisdom, one shred of enlightenment: do not make deals with demons (or at least men who are practically demons). era groaned, and rolled over in bed, typing with lazy fingers over the touchscreen. 

[txt: dam] WHY WOULD I BE AWAKE AT 5 A.M. AT NIGHT

[txt: dam] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[txt: dam] KISS MY ASS 

[txt: dam] [attached: a blurry picture of era’s ass in his sweatpants] 

[txt: dam] now you get over here. i am also hungry.