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Have you ever caught anyone trying to steal from your stand?

Oh, but of course— Because what’s a good bazaar day without a little thievery, hm?

[Moves his glasses up his nose, a deepening scowl drawing more lines across his angled face]

Really though, I try my utmost to keep an eye on things— It’s not as though I’m unaware of the typical moves they make. I’m generalizing, yes, but I lived among thieves, I know how it goes. And how to deal with the circumstances.

[Exhales heavily]

—So my track record of items stolen is quite clean.

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Have you ever seen a bird die from hitting the windmill blades?

What a pleasant question--

[With a soft click of his tongue, he looks away thoughtfully]

Of course, they're massive things, slow moving, at that... Very hard to miss... Most commonly, birds hit windows, not windmills. [Nods as if to affirm his own point] So I can't say I've ever witnessed such an anomaly.

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What would you do if you woke up and the interior of your house was decorated entirely with paintings and statues of Felix?