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[mirobami]

Mean girls but it’s kirari Terano and Rin would be absolutely hilarious could never take them seriously with that mental image in my head

STOP TERANO IS REGINA KIRARI IS GRETCHEN AND RIN IS KAREN IM ACTUALLY CACKLING

They show up to school on Wednesdays wearing pink because kirari forced them to and the entire school is going, "??? What ???" Ibara, Yumi, and Ririka cannot take them seriously and fall over themselves cackling at them

[mirobami]

The cocomelon one made me start cackling it’s 4am😭 but I like how it’s basically cannon that he BULLIES his other cousins first shown with kirari like gotcha bitch😭 then with nozomi in the war gamble, miyo with business but still AND SUMIKA in the chibi manga (idk it’s called) THIS MAN IS A MENCE TO SOCIETY.

Does Rin not have anything better to do with his time but plotting against his cousins?????😭

Like I can imagine with a cork board in a room none of the elders care to go into and it’s rins scheme room and how to make everyone’s life a living hell. Like oh Sumika said my suit looked bad awards ceremony? WELL IM GOING TO RELEASE THAT YOU USED TO DATE — celebrity that everyone hates on Twitter

And he makes Terano life the worse and turns around like hey I know I just scammed 300,000 people and you have to pay them all back the money they lost but would you and yumi want to go to this new restaurant we me and ibara thanks~

NO RIN DOES NOT HAVE TIME OTHER THAN BEING A MENACE TO HIS COUSINS even the menace has to be humbled sometimes and i hope they humble him fr

NAHHHH NOT HIM BEING PETTY ABOUT HIS SUIT AND TELLING ALL OF TWITTER ABOUT SUMIKA DATING ANOTHER CELEBRITY, all of twitter goes wild that day, her manager is currently going to his house and rin is like 😊 what do you think of my suit NOW HUH

He's just using terano as a bank at this point and he's like "lmao I'm inviting you out to dinner but ONLY if you pay"

Even more headcanons about this guy:

Probably tried to arm wrestle Miroslava and the girl literally somehow flipped him and broke his wrist, ibara could NOT stop laughing

Dyed his hair pink once to match ibara, he sobbed and screamed, "I'M SO UGLY" and it's all because terano said he would look good in pink (no he wouldn't and she knew, she had to humble him)

Definitely has told erimi that her caterpillar is cursed and she cried for days, sumika was trending on twitter for beating him up

[mirobami]

AHHAHAHAHA 😭

I can totally see the trumpet one and the next day after Rin gets his ass handed to him by Ririka ibara storms in his room with pots and pans not holding back to wake his ass up because we all know he would not sleep after that😭

I also feel like ibara and Rin have baking competitions and Rin sabotages ibara everytime because secretly he knows ibara makes more Flavorful deserts but letting him win would damage his ego to badly.😭

CACKLING IBARA REALLY JUST GOES "I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME" no the baking competition is canon now, ibara makes great desserts and rin's look like a complete mess so he just HAS to sabotage ibara or else kirari will make fun of him and that will crush his ego

More headcanons because i said so

He boasts that he loves horror movies but he's actually a coward at them and each time, he can't go to sleep; once he even woke ibara up and told him to stay outside of the bathroom door out of fear and ibara literally fell asleep on the floor

Thought he stepped on a rope, it was a dead snake and he screamed so loudly the windows shattered

Pretentious about his tea to the point where he's got them alphabetized

Teaches ibara how to blackmail and it goes like: "ok now use it against your enemies"

"k so either you buy me the new Kuromi/My Melody bag so i can match with yumi or i tell the entire clan that you watch cocomelon before you go to bed"

"wtf ibara not against me"

[mirobami]

Ibara putting up with rins shenanigans at home would be so funny I wish homura would make a spin off for the momobami clan😭 but it’s not serious at all😭

If homura won't i will ong like let the momobami clan be dumb !!! In other words here's a list of stuff ibara has to deal with from rin that nobody but me asked for:

Rin performing dramatic monologues in front of the tv while ibara is on the couch eating an entire box of pocky

Once, rin wanted to do the "meant to be yours" trend but before it because a trend and poor ibara jumped a foot in the air at hearing rin slamming his hand against the door ("you could've just asked to go inside")

Plays a trumpet awfully at 6 am to try and motivate ibara to get up, all it does is cause ibara to ask if he can sleep at hyakkaou

Ibara made a bunch of snowman cookies and rin shoved them all into his mouth while they were hot, he cried and tried to hide it

Can't watch my little pony for some reason so when ibara needs him out of the room, he just puts it on tv and rin is at the doorway like 🧍‍♂️

[mirobami]

I’m so underly convinced that Rin is muscles are week that Terano can beat him in a ARM WRESTLING MATCH😭

To be fair to terano, she's probably a god at arm wrestling like the girl is in a wheelchair and you think she hasn't wheeled herself around ??? Rin can pick up a baby but he goes up against terano and he's just FLUNG across the table

[mirobami]

One of them is someone gets hurt and it’s so funny to imagine Rin singing it in the shower dramatic crying😭

I'M ACTUALLY SOBBING AT THE IMAGE imagine being ibara and you just want to take a shower but you can't because your brother is performing a dramatic music video in the shower he's even got spotlights and all that (how tf he got those no one knows)

[mirobami]

you should take a break after this event you made so many stories😭

LMAOOOOOOO its the fact that you're not the first person to tell me to take a break after this 😭 probably will maybe bc we got our two year anniversary next month so that'll be another event-

[mirobami]

I feel like this is a cannon scenario where someone outside of the clan fucks over all of rins cousins he gets so offended that he rain hell over them JUST SO only he can bully his cousins he’s a menace but in a sweet way like he’s so in denial that he bullies them and destroys anyone that would even think about hurting them unless he thinks they deserve it lol also! The playlist is almost done! Shameless promo

NO, CANON, ONLY HE CAN FUCK WITH HIS COUSINS NO ONE ELSE CAN. He gets offended and he's like, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WHAT IS THIS, COME HERE, COME HERE" and he seems all sweet and all to the point where his cousins literally go "you bully is constantly" "I AM THE NICEST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET SHUT"

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