#& oz

[barreloftears]

closed starter: @shadxwmoonlight !! location: oz's office

❛ soooooo, i'm... confused, ❜ barrett mused after oz had, apparently, finished speaking. his head felt like it was filled with sand, tempted to til his head to the side to see how many grains fell out but not willing to ruin oz's rug by testing the theory. the man shifted in the seat he was in, stretching but not feeling relief as his muscles remained stiff. ❛ — what uh... what exactly are you asking me to do, again ?? am i gonna need my gloves because i may, or may not, have lost those.❜

[thesweetestspot]

Speaking of Oz, he's giving back to charity. Letting Shona stay over an awful lot ...

oz freaks me out. he always has. maybe it's the bug eyes. maybe it's the fact he's built like a lamp post. maybe because he runs that sketchy ass casino... but shona is just, c'mon babygirl. you are so hot. do better.

it's me. i'm better. do me.

@shadxwmoonlight @samhainmade

[thesweetestspot]

not saying Sibella has terrible taste in men but i don't see how Diablo is any better than Oz or even Louie

not to be controversial, but i am NOT sibella's biggest fan. something about her is off... so, her taste in men being terrible is a valid take and you should say it !! with your entire chest !!

diablo is hot, i can't blame her... but the gaul you have to compare him to LOUIE — the absolute blatant audacity. i'm so sorry diablo. oz, i can see the comparison... but one of the triplet's is crossing a line.

i would love some more information on this... coupling. make it happen & get back to me ASAP.

@ghovlpire ( mention @dicblo , @shadxwmoonlight , @louiedx )

[thesweetestspot]

who do you wish would have actually went missing? this town sucks the least they could have done was gotten rid of the idiot mayor

i'm fuckin' sayyyyiiinnngg, dude. jesus christ.

hmm, i mean, i'm not a heartless monster — though some may say otherwise. i can't believe you'd even ask me who i'd WANT to go missing.

anyways, here's my list:

for the drama ; pacifica northwest. woulda been really funny to see dipshit lose his mind over her vanishing. but noooo, now i gotta listen to her and his sister whine harmoniously over a guy who looks like he'd ask me if i knew the real , societal meaning behind the movie fight club.

the mayor feels easy, but oz godfrey woulda been far more interesting than mason or his lovebird, shona. i'd love to watch that trio burn the town down looking for their godfather. havoc is hot.

sterling malarkey. need i say more ??

ralph rackett. please spare me and the town from listening to yet another man with anger issues lament over his " tragic past " that he uses as an excuse to be a dick. like oh my goooood, shut up..

but, i mean . . . these are all hypothetical. thoughts and prayers to the missing people or . . . whatever i'm supposed to say.

[nxghtingale]

closed starter: @shadxwmoonlight !! location: moonlight casino

walking into the casino was like heading towards the frontlines of battle— armor strapped on, weapon at the ready, reality almost seeming to be distorted in some odd way that made the corners of your vision blurr. drizella really only allowed herself to grace the establishment with her very presence when she was itching for some amusement, and when she caught wind that her ex-prince-of-crime was now entangled in some girl's arms... well, the brunette just had to come and see it for herself. her oz ?? blood stained palms with a tongue of steel, life enveloped in enough horror to give anyone close enough to him a thousand yard stare — a LOVER?? please.

when she spotted him, alarms went off in her head, the warning sirens screeching as scarlet light flashed in her eyes. drizella was going to eat this man alive, and thank god, because she was starving for a good old fashioned blood bath. oz was looming in the background of his kingdom filled with underpaid tramps in tiny black dresses and his army of ego-centric criminals dotting every entrance, and then there was drizella. sauntering up to the man, drizella brushed long, curled locks over her shoulder— clutching her purse strap like it was knife about to be unsheathed.

❛ so the rumors are true.... ❜ drizella cooed in greeting, though there was a venmous hiss accompanying each syllable as she stepped too close for comfort. ❛ you really HAVE gone soft, haven't you ?? ❜

[thistoxicloveaffair]

my male muses ( on relationships ) in one run on sentence

holden. i hate you but also don’t you dare talk to anyone else cause your mine and only i get to not love you.

lincoln. yes i do fit a typical backwoods american boy stereotype but that doesn’t mean i don’t enjoy fucking a guy dressed up in sexy lingerie from time to time.

cooper. i’ve got a problem with authority as in i need a strong authoritative figure to keep me in line and get me off because it’s hot when you tell me what to do.  

oz. i know you’re trying to behave but goodness is overrated and we’re all going to hell anyways so take off your clothes and let me fuck you like the heathen you are.

alec. i will defend you with everything that i am because i’m a tough, take no prisoners, kind of provider but also tell me what to do next because the only reason i exist is to please you.

[thistoxicloveaffair]