#& swizz

[nxghtingale]

closed starter: @swizzcheese

location: until sunrise

drizella was spot cleaning some of the counters, nearing the end of her shift, boredom clear in her expression. her feet were aching from her ridiculously hideous shoes, making a mental note that she would need to have a conversation with sarah about the quality of these uniforms if she's going to be expected to wear one. she heard the chime of the front door and swung her head, prepared to deliver her usual, perfected sale's script before seeing who it was. immediately, her face dropped, her expression now ice cold. ❛ oh for fuck's sake ❜ scoffed drizella beneath her breath, turning away and waving her hand dismissively- practically shooing him. ❛ sterling, you need to learn when to take a hint.... this is bordering on STALKING. ❜

[fasterthanfury]

closed starter: @swizzcheese !! location: VIP booth at topsy turvy

❛ shit, are you falling asleep over there ?? we're in a club, in the most expensive booth money can buy, and you're telling me you're BORED ?? i need you to get a fuckin' grip, man. ❜ francis sighed, sliding over from where he was sitting to get closer to swizz, clasping a firm and almost authoritative hand on the other's shoulder and shaking him a few times. ❛ hello ?? earth to swizz....the fuck is wrong with you ?? ❜

[thesweetestspot]

The worst sugar racers on the track

vanellope. jubileena. swizz.

no further comments.

@theeglitch @cherrileena @swizzcheese

[girlsngossip]

closed starter: @swizzcheese

location: evermore halloween party (this is becoming my go to)

❛ oh my goddddd, swizzzzzzzzle stick !! ❜ tiffany cooed tauntingly as she blatantly and purposely interrupted the conversation swizz was having with a girl in a less-than-modest costume, planting herself right between them and holding up a shot glass to his face. ❛ i come with a gift... ❜ the blonde whispered, delivering a stern side-eye to the girl behind her who looked between the two of them, confused, before excusing herself. a smile returned to red painted lips, irises gleaming; ❛ feign some enthusiasm, swizz, swallow your hatred for me just for a moment and let's take a shot, yeah ?? ❜

[fasterthanfury]

closed starter: @swizzcheese

location: wonderland

❛ sooooo, swizzzzlleee stick, ❜ francis grinned as he sat back in one of the seats he had gotten for himself and swizz, a bottle in his hand, a bag burning a hole in his pocket. his eyes were trained on the stage where the next dancer was being presented, gaze not shifting to swizz's even as he addressed him. francis didn't really have many friends, and whilst swizz wasn't necessarily someone francis really liked, or even respected.. swizz was a dude that liked to get fucked up and talk about hot girls. funnily enough; francis enjoyed doing the same !! ❛ — how're things going with whatserface ?? ❜

[thesweetestspot]

swizz malarkey and carmen dicarmello were spotted kissing, how long until he breaks her heart?

i give it... maybe 48 hours into their "relationship"... if they ever stop doing the relationship equivalent of dry humping and actually make shit official.

let's all be so for real right now and i'll paint the picture for us: swizz definitely hit puberty maybe... two weeks ago? saw his first pair of boobs, and now is all the sudden all head over heels? come the fuck on. carmen must have some killer knockers to be having a man falling that fast... but be careful carm, because when men fall fast for one pair of tits, they'll fall just as hard for the next.

my suggestion? save the goody bags for the end of the party- mkay, carm? give it out right away and he'll just be waiting for the next race-car themed birthday invitation that comes in the mail.

@caramelxcarmen @swizzcheese

[thesweetestspot]

I thought Kim was too smart to get involved with the likes of Swizz or whatever his name is

using kim and smart in the same sentence is very brave of you.

nothing in regards to sterling malark can possibly be categorized as smart. unless the rumors are true, and gingers really don't have souls, in which kim is just following her natural calling to hell which . . . makes sense if that calling leads her to swizz.

[thesweetestspot]

spotted: swizz sulked spotting outside of carmen's residence. can we finally stop hearing about this on again off again romance between this rando racer and a hot woman that can do SO much better?

louder for the people in the back because i can tell you right now, bitch, i am so fucking sick of it.

sick and tired !! for fuck sakes, what is this some doomed lovers romcom ?? it's bad — either go hallmark or go home. enough with the CW shit.