the sweet spot

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so one of the hex girls is taken now? well there goes my chance

lmao i'd say " you thought you had one ?? " but , realistically , anyone in town could have gotten with one of the hex girls if they played their cards right .

aka said hi and idk , , , did the bare minimum . enabled their delusional belief that they were in a good band people actually cared about ??

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alexis is hot pass it on

pass it on ?? uh , no . keeping this information to my self . thanks !!

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i know you love talking about the mayor so how do you feel about him getting stabbed

grateful . who should i send my flowers too ?? who am i planting a fat wet kiss on ??

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why does remy... look like that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the way i laughed . the way i actually laughed .

get this man some fucking milk , please .

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is there trouble in the air for phyllis and stitch?

omg wait , , , they're actually together ?? someone call the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 police !!

well , maybe by the time this post goes live they won't be together but , , , WOW . can't wait to see the couples costume spirit halloween whips out for these two .

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i'm just sayin dream 3some ? maddox, toulouse and... well, me

i mean , yeah ?? sure !!

sounds like the perfect combo to me . maddox , who is a walking, talking , breathing red flag . toulouse , who is , , , well , french . and you , who is clearly desperate enough to think that combination is a good idea !!

just curious — have you talked to your therapist , lately ??

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terence and molly??

UGH . terence and molly . . . . well , for starters , i want to smash their faces together like they're my little polly pocket barbie dolls and make them kiss .

and you know it's bad when i can't think of anything negative to say , , , though , i am curious to see how his blonde friend talula ( is that her name ?? ) takes it . last i remember , he was following HER around like a puppy dog and clearly , molly's taken a page outta her friend mertle's book and put that boy on a leash .

need them to get together faster so i can revel in when it ultimately falls apart .

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David better wife up Nani QUICK or I'm coming to get her 🗣

na na na naaani , na na na naaani , hey hey hey , , , ( say ) goodbye ( to david ) !!

nani , are you for the girls orrrrr ?? because , personally , i second this anon .

i can treat you better . well , maybe better isn't the word for it but , y'know ; )

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can we get an update on who you think are currently the hottest and/or most entertaining people in town?

gdi you guys kill me with this shit . im sooooo lazy but i know you all value my opinion sooooooo greatly . i'm just giving names - you figure out what i put them there . like where's waldo but with hot and mysterious . . . entertaining people .

angelica pickles , flora parra , sarah sanderson , tambry decenzo , pacifica northwest , tiffany mutton , nani pelekai .

nick wilde , diablo corvus , luis salgado , harry glad , bill cipher .

sorry boys — girls are just more interesting . you're all boring . DO BETTER . BOOOOOOOOOOOO tomato tomato !!

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I saw Nani throwing down with the cops at river. I bet she's super hot when she's mad 😏

i wish nani would throw ME down in the river . meowwwww .

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who you think is gonna go the most batshit insane since returning?

there's a lot of names to choose from so ima just give my top three. hope that works !!

though i don't really care if it doesn't .

dipper pines . there is no shot in hell that man doesn't lose his fucking mind. more than he already has. i just know that man is going to go balls to the walls insane and we're all gonna be subject to his fits and tantrums and there is not enough tylenol in the world to nurse the headaches we're about to have.

eeyore shephard . but i am encouraging it . if anything , i'm tempted to spur the insanity on . there's something so off putting about her and i can't fuckin name what it is to save my life but ever since one of you rats messaged me about her . . . i've gone down a rabbit hole . i NEED to see rage in those pretty eyes of hers . carrie white style level batshit .

sally mcknight . that bitch was already kinda weird and on edge all the time but i know for a fact this shit is gonna make her ass spiral . wouldn't be shocked if she murdered the town the same way she murdered her own music career . yikes !!

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poor saaliha. thats all.

that bitch is freaky as hell . no , like , she actually gives me the heebie jeebies . she's got that corpse like look in her eyes ; like babygirl is NOT all there . i'd say someone needs to come and stitch her back together but , you know , daddy already tried that and it appears it didn't work .

some people are just meant to be creeps . i think radiohead wrote a song about it or something .

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who do you think went the craziest after being missing? some of these people went off the deep end for real

me . i did . i lost all my sanity when all anyone wanted to talk about was that stupid list . boohoo . people go missing all the time . hello ?? have you ever seen an episode of date line ?? or like , watched the news ??

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drizella has horrible taste in people and needs some better standards

yeah , because when your entire wardrobe comes from runways no one watches because the designs are tacky and the culture of that level of fashion is only meant to be appealing to those who arethe epitome of rich-bitch , 1% consumerism . . . taste is the one thing you are not notorious for .

not that drizella is notorious for being anything more than her mother's fuckin pet . talk about mommy issues .

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mertle isnt a natural red head but is anyone actually surprised? I'm sure fred (gag) would deny the truth though

wait . . . what ????????

WHAT ??

nah , i don't believe it . gingers have no souls or whatever and that is the most heartless , demonic , soulless bitch i've ever seen . doing charity work by dating a lizard man doesn't make you any less of a cunt , mertle !!

but whatever . domesticity looks great on you . next thing you know she'll be going blonde and making a tradwife tiktok account . BARF .

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eeyore may be a nobody but she sure is pretty

mmmmmmm , i guess . i'm biased though because i do love brunettes , don't i ??

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do you think any of these people coming back will even have an impact on anything? most of them are idiots

besides my migraines coming back ?? no .