#+flowertalk

[og-flower-account]

I know what you are buddy.

Yeah no shit.

[flowerzeris]

I've never loved someone before.Not now,not ever,but why do I wish for your happiness?Every time you cry,it hurts me.I hate seeing you cry,regardless of the reason.It's as if I lost control of myself.I wish for you to live a long,healthy,and happy life.I,of all people,want to show you only the best sides of me and guarantee you a life of only the most beautiful things.You should never have to face such a wicked reality,and so,if that means letting your other friends be as cheery as you to do so,I'll make sure that happens.But,the moment you fell in love with someone and even wants on dates with them was when I started losing myself.I hated it.I wished for you happiness,so this should be fine,but why does my chest hurt?Is this what love is like?Love can make one lose their sense of self,if that's the case.I hope you never change.

Chrysanthemum are generally believed to be symbolisms of long life,happiness,and love.I decided to add bits and pieces of all of that into it!

Hope you'll like it(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

[shades-of-destiny]

[og-flower-account]

Hello friends!!! I got inspired by P.A (Polearm Anon) Or Polly to finally become a real account! I still got flowers to hand out and joy to spread! Hope we can be friends and enjoy my garden with you!

///hi yall Alt again! Same creature that runs @commandofromror . That’s right I was talking to myself there. Anyways after seeing pole arm become real I think OG flower anon would do the same. When Flower anon is speaking I’ll be using #Flower Talk and when I’m speaking I’ll be using good ol #Alternative speaking. I’m not against shipping just be normal people and no NSFW.

[og-flower-account]

*Polly walks into the garden, and stops to smell the Chysanthemums*

Phew, that was a rather hectic 1st day.. but now that its over with, and since you've gone official too, I have a favour to return..

So. What do I gift to The Gardener.

You, who has a kind soul and wants no more than to bring a splash of colour, and a nice scent into the lives of others. A beacon of kindness in this world of Rock Throwers.

Hm.. I wonder, did you know, that throughout history most weapons did not start out as weapons? In fact, most of them would have started out in a place much like this. A Garden. Tools have been the weapon of the levy conscript for as long as there have been lords who needed their farmhands to become soldiers. The Flail, the Billhook, the Tonfa and Sai all began as farming implements long before necessity forced them into the hands of battle.

I would not give you a dedicated weapon, for it is against your nature to seek battle. Instead then let me give you something that you may find useful to tend your flowers, and yet with which you may stand in defense of yourself and the desperate if such occasion arises.

*Polly hands over a long handled Scythe to Flora*

This is not a weapon, not truly. War Scythes exist but they bear only a superficial resemblance to this. This is a farmers tool, for reaping what is sown. This blade will only cut the grasses and snip the flowers ready for your presentations, it will not rend flesh or carve steel.

Yet, the pole to which it is affixed is sturdy and strong, if ever you are desperate, the blade can be removed, and you'd find yourself with a plenty serviceable Quarterstaff.

Take it, and if anyone would do you harm, remind them that Every Rose has its Thorns

@official-tracen-security

-Formerly Polearm Anon

Huh? Oh P.A what brings you to the garden?

Would you like to stay for some tea in the green house? And there’s no need to gift me something P.A your presence here right now is enough.

Truly there’s no need to give me a gift P.A

Aw you flatter me!

Huh! I didn’t know that! Thats pretty interesting actually. “already making tea to give P.A”

Wow P.A you really put thought into this one, any help to tending my flowers would be nice

“Flower takes the Scythe marveling it for a bit”

Woah. I hope not to use it to bear flesh, I hope to hand flowers not war.

“Removes the blade from the staff” woah ain’t that neat. “Reattaching the blade to the staff”

I’ll make sure to do P.A now come on, If you got some time stay for some tea in the green house, would you care to join me?

[og-flower-account]

*Someone's sleeping in the flowerbed...* - @sky-the-cozy

Hey! Out of the flower bed you’re gonna crush the lilacs!

[og-flower-account]

*Someone clad in green overalls seems to be doing some gardening here!

...hey, since when did these flowers have eyes????* - @interdimensional-mario-brothers

They do? I didn’t grow any flowers like that?

[og-flower-account]

Alright, uhhhh

*Pushes roses into your hand, then hits you with the Flirty Beam™ or some shit*

*ahem*

OHHHHHHH @official-tracen-security !!!!! FLORA HAS A GIFT FOR YOUUUUUU

*Dissappears*

Wait what? Oh! Thank you for the roses Bu-"Beamed" The hell?~ WHY ARE YOU CALLING P.A!?~ Oh my goddesses...~