Mono’s Valentines Special: V1: How the SirenVerse boys would react to accidentally walking in on you changing:
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Notes:
Happy Valentine's Day.
Man I’ve been working and cooking and writing and if you can’t tell, I’m tired. These past few weeks during the beginning of the year have been STRESSFUL. I’ve been trying to work on a lot of my fics here in general and write more as my ideas are through the roof, but I just don’t have the time. So yeah, writing’s going to be a bit slow until March or April. Sorry about that and enjoy this while I try to work on my EPIC and Hamilton fics on this page.
This was your gift for this holiday. And there’s another version of this coming out soon. I just couldn’t finish it in time lmao.
And here’s a reminder, I do take requests. My askbox is always open although I might not finish a request for a week or two depending on how busy I am.
Enjoy folks.
Colby:
How it probably happened was you were getting dressed and Colby walked in thinking you were finished.
He’s so apologetic oh dear.
He’d be so embarrassed that he made the mistake of coming in while you were changing, his face turning red and his words slurring to stuttered apologies.
He would close the door and shout for you to come out when you were finished dressing yourself as you stood there red faced.
Blythe:
It probably happened in one of the tavern’s rooms that you two spent the night in and you woke up to get dressed for the day while he was downstairs cleaning up the tavern below before coming back up and opening the door before walking in without a second glance.
He was raised by a mother who taught him to respect women and a woman’s privacy so he’d literally freeze like a deer in headlights.
That was before he’d pay you every compliment in the book before pecking you a kiss on the lips and leaving you to change and apologizing for interrupting you.
And if he smiled heartily and teased you as you muttered obscenities, no one else would know.
Garrak:
That orc man would FLIRT.
After a long night spent at the tavern you two had a room rented out to spend the rest of the night through the early morning. And you decided, as you’d woken up first, to grab some clothing from your bag and get dressed. And you didn’t notice when Garrak awoke and caught a glimpse of you.
He would turn red so fast, I bet.
He wouldn’t stammar but he would give you a good look before sneaking up behind you and pressing a kiss into your hair before sweeping you up into his arms and pecking your lips with a gentle morning kiss.
And he’d put you down, laughing heartily at the red spreading on your face before he would head over to the room’s bathroom, smiling ear to ear.
Otodus:
How it happened was you were changing and behind a sort of privacy curtain and Otodus pulled back the curtain to show you the treasures he’d just acquired without realizing the obvious.
He would turn red so quickly! He’d be so embarrassed!
He would meet your gaze, just before placing items down and swimming away, closing the curtain as he left.
And when you were done changing, he’d apologize and hold your face in his hands and peck kisses to your lips lovingly, calling you ‘his love’ and promising to make it up to you.
(And if he complimented your looks for the next few days, no one would know.)
Daurog:
He’d probably left to go attend to his duties and you’d decided to take a bath, washing and wringing out your clothes as they stunk of seawater and sweat with sand clinging to them. And he’d come back to find you changing back into your mostly dry clothing.
He would freeze like a deer in headlights! Or more like a fish at the dentist when they see the braces kid. (Yes this is a Finding Nemo reference.)
Oh he’d be so awkward.
He’d leave you to get dressed and when you came to meet him again, his face would be tinted a warm shade of red.
And as the two of you walked back to the beach, he would swear to Kel that you were the most beautiful thing his eyes had ever lain upon.
Mythodius (+Sassy Flyss):
You were probably just changing your shirt after falling one too many times in the mud and getting it utterly soaked, Mythodius having gone to go deal with some of his strange high fae duties, taking Flyss with him.
But when he did return and find you changing, oh by Leo himself.
His aura changes IMMEDIATELY.
And he doesn’t seem like the type to get too flustered, he seems like a gentleman. However, he’d call you the most gorgeous thing he’d ever seen in his life and then, and only then, he’d leave you to finish your business.
And you could hear Flyss teasing him in the distance as you finished changing.
But once you’d returned to him? He’d laugh a bit and tease you before apologizing and pecking a kiss to your brow.
Theo:
Oh this man would be FLUSTERED.
He’d accidentally catch you changing and like, slam the door and shout an apology before muttering about something incoherent.
He’d be so apologetic about it and come back a few minutes later and sit against the door, red-faced and whispering about how you were the most beautiful person he’d ever seen.
And he’d totally get you something from the Sanctuary's markets as a sorry gift.
Beni:
You’d probably been changing after a nice bath and he’d walked into the bathroom not realizing the situation at hand.
He would look you up and down and turn pinker than he already was before slamming the door and screaming about how that lock had been broken for some time and he’d been meaning to fix it.
And when you came out, his cheeks would be a darker shade of pink and he would come up behind you and mutter embarrassed all into your shoulder about how you were real attractive and how he really needed to fix that lock.
Faceless:
You two made a pit stop to get the dirt and grime off of you and while this man knows manners, he forgot to knock.
He’d be so apologetic, oh dear. . .
He’d apologize sincerely and call you ‘his heart’ and tell you he’ll knock so this doesn’t happen again.
Wouldn’t stop him from calling you the most ravishing and gorgeous thing he’d ever laid his eyes upon in all his years of life before closing the door behind him and allowing you to finish your business.
And when you came out, he’d wrap you in his arms from the back and hold you gently against him, whispering how he’s so grateful to have you and that you were the best thing in his life.
Thresh:
You two had been married already for a year or two and you took the time to get dressed for a little date to the tavern between the two of you.
And he opens the door to the room you two share, asking if you were ready yet before he’d seen you.
And to say this orc wouldn’t turn bright red is a lie.
He’d apologize awkwardly and close the door and shout about how your outfit is going to look good.
And when you come out, he’d tell you that you’d look good in anything you wore and wrap an arm around you as you two headed to the tavern for your date, chuckling and joking all the way there.
Bren:
Getting dressed after a long day with dragons and Treasure and taking a nice bath and Bren calls out for you and forgets to knock.
Walking in on you changing and he’d be so apologetic and embarrassed and so very red in the face.
He’d look away before looking back in your direction and calling you the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen in his life.
He’d look away again and look at the ground while you finished changing and he’d apologize over and over again, shame burning into his cheeks.
He’d totally be awkward a little while after, but he’d comb his fingers through your hair and call you every compliment in the book.
Maybe it was an apology, or maybe it was him being sweet. Either way, you didn’t care.
Abel:
Oh from what dragons wear, Abel already calls you every compliment in the book as that’s how he treats his treasure.
But to accidentally walk in on you changing? Oh dear. . .
You were just changing into a sort of traditional dragon clothing for a ceremonial dragon evening and grimacing to yourself about the clothing’s constant revealing nature when he walked in.
He would be apologetic, but like, only once.
And that was before he called you the most precious treasure he’d ever had the pleasure of seeing.
You’d hurry to finish changing and he’d chuckle and lean on a wall, meeting your gaze.
And when you were finally done, he’d throw an arm over your shoulder and lead you out of the room, running his opposite hand through his hair and teasing you all the way to the event that evening.
Duke:
Getting dressed for a nice day out with your partner and he asks if you’re done and opens the door–
Oh he’d be redder than everyone on this list, and far more embarrassed.
He’d be all ‘uhhh I–um’ and all stuttery because he forgot to knock and you’re changing.
Even though you two have been together for a while, it’s still embarrassing for him given he knows everyone deserves their proper privacy and he just violated yours.
He’d look away and apologize, his cheeks a warm pink and his ears tucking into his head before he closed the door and told you to come out when you were ready.
And when you came out, he’d apologize more and definitely end up getting something from the Sanctuary market to make up for his accidental mistake.
Bek:
Oh did you forget that he’s never ever had a romantic relationship ever? He’d actually stop computing.
He accidentally walks in on you changing, calling you ‘his starlight!’ with the brightest smile on his face and then stop dead in his tracks like an ‘Error 404’ occurred.
He’d turn as red as the streaks in his hair and would back up before rushing off and away, leaving the door open by accident, before coming back and apologizing, before shutting the door and running off.
And when you come out and see him sitting on the couch, twiddling his thumbs.
He’d see you and he’d stutter out an apology before standing and walking over to you, taking you by the hands and promising to make it up to you as he understood that as you are a human, you like having your privacy and don’t like when your privacy is no longer private.
And then he’d smile, you two would do something fun together, like bake in your apartment. (He’d totally get flour all over himself and the counter and you two would laugh.)
Daz:
Oh him and Bek couldn’t be any different in this situation.
He’d have a new story to tell you about something incredible he’d done and would forget his manners and walk into your room at the temple without knocking.
Oh he’d see you and smile to himself, chuckling as you waved him out.
And he’d walk out, grinning to himself and running a hand through his hair.
Later when you came out, all embarrassed, he’d laugh and apologize to you, genuinely and would tell you that he did violate your space and privacy and that he’d knock from now on.
He did get you something to make up for it, but he mostly kept an arm around you, telling you that you looked positively divine.
Zeke (Old Westhaven):
You were getting ready for a little date between the two of you, getting sort-of dressed up and he forgot to knock.
Our boy. He would be the type to make it super awkward because even though he’s with you, he’s all a mess.
His eyes would blow wide and he’d stop and freeze, blinking a few times before becoming as red as the inside of a watermelon.
He would start speaking about random things as his ears turned pink and he covered his eyes, walking out of the room and shutting the door.
Later, he’d apologize for walking in on you without knocking and promise to knock and respect your space.
He’d also be super clingy about it, cuddling with you to make up for it after and rewatching a movie you both love together on the couch.
Grott:
Would hear that you were on your own and go to annoy/hang out with you like the usual chaotic grinning bastard that he is.
I theorize that when he first saw you, he wouldn’t realize it at first, and he’d actually ask what you were doing before realizing it.
And when he did, oh damn.
He’d laugh and then whistle, calling you damn fine if he said so himself, which he did.
He’d leave upon request and would later apologize for how he reacted and Lyric had scolded him for his ‘immaturity, lack of self awareness and general respect’.
Lyric:
Getting dressed and he opens the door and walks in trying to ask you a question before seeing you and flipping his usual logical script..
He was probably raised to be such a gentleman so he’d be pretty embarrassed.
And he would turn bright red and start speaking about something logical before your eyes locked and he slammed the door, shouting about how there were locks in this house.
And it’d be awkward between you two for a bit before he told you how you look nice and apologized for accidently walking in on you, but reminding you to lock the door.
Greyson:
Oh this werewolf boy would lose it.
He’d catch you while you were just changing for the day out of some dirty clothes into some fresher ones after being in the Sperian woods for so long.
And he’d walk in, asking about something and not looking at you at first.
Oh but when he sees you—
He’d become the blinking meme and then back up, closing the door and shouting to you to lock it next time and walk away with his ears all pink.
And later he’d definitely apologize with some wolf boy cuddles and would be the clingiest little, 6 foot something guy.
And he’d promise to spend the day with you at the lake in the Sperian Woodlands, swimming in the water and messing around.
Shay:
Our favorite pirate lad, oh how Captain Silvertongue would react—
He’d accidentally walk in on you changing and see the scales that mar your skin and immediately realize that he fucked up.
I mean, if you are still on the ship, which in this case you are, (not coming from the most recent episodes) it'll be a helluva embarrassing situation.
Like his eyes would widen upon seeing you and, remembering how he was raised, (his mother definitely taught him how to treat a woman, don’t tell me she didn’t), he’d shut the door immediately and apologize through it before walking away from it to the other side of the ship to go deal with something else while you were left to stew in your own embarrassment.
Later, he’d visit the room you shared and sit you down, apologizing to you and promising to make up for it when you get his siblings and your siblings and move north.
(The sad part is how that doesn’t end up happening.)