bathroom break )
frankly, he wasn’t a fan of dancing, but he welcomed the attention of beautiful young women who tried pulling him onto the dance floor. ( i am definitely not drunk enough to dance yet, i’m actually too shy to get out there right now would you give me a little? ) though it stroked his ego just the right way, deidara found himself taking a break in the solace of the men’s bathroom. thankfully, the bathrooms were upscale enough to include a sitting area. you know the kind.
with no inclination to go back out there just yet, deidara found himself people watching the different men going in and out. he made note to avoid those who didn’t wash their hands and those who took especially long in one of the stalls, but their gross habits didn’t stop him from jeering at them on their way out.
eventually, he spotted a man too green for his liking, washing his hands with no idea of the long strand of toilet paper stuck to the sole of his shoe. at this point, deidara had had his fun and took pity on the poor guy.
❝ hey man -- you’ve got a paper trail going on, yeah!❞ // @jokerest