#; anonymous

[advocateofheaven]

Trash king

"Doldo, Warpol, or Goa?”

[musicolvidado]

Tu donde eres un padre maravilloso Papa. <3

“A good papá? I don’t know, amigo— after I abandoned mi familia for some stupid tour, after I couldn’t get back home?... I don’t know if that’s being a good father in anyone’s mind.”

[blindxptimism]

Opstinktimus Prime

" I bathe regularly, I assure you. I have since rectified the mistakes of my past self!"

Optimus is...sniffing himself. Just because. He smells perfectly clean!

[cate-eblanchett]

🧸 FMK: the last three people you talked to

Again? Come on!

Fuck. @paulakellyfms

Marry: @lcighannnes

Kiss. @dovemf

I am so mortified by this. Again they are so young.

[boundforgreatness]

anon asked: at what point would pure vanilla consider someone completely beyond mercy or redemption?

OH BOY I WONDER WHO SENT THIS ―

honestly, i'm not sure. i WANT to say it's when someone crosses him one too many times, but then i think about his relationship with white lily vs being shadow milk's foil, and how both of them have completely hurt him. even then, i don't think pure vanilla actually hates either of them.

angry at the stuff they've done, absolutely. he said from the start that white lily was going down a dangerous path, and he would be forced to stop her eventually. he still intends to, but i also have a feeling his idea of stopping her involves trying to bring her back down to who she used to be.

even if there is a pre-DEC maintaining the elven kingdom that he still talks to, but still. i also have no doubt that if push comes to shove, he WILL stop her through whatever means, because she's become too dangerous and unstable. and feel incredibly guilty over it after the fact. to pure vanilla, she'll always be that sweet but ambitious cookie he was once friends and co-eds with, and she'll always be in his heart. so seeing what she's become and what she plans on doing now, it easily breaks his heart. she'll never be beyond redemption for him, no matter how much the world is screaming for him to let her go.

as for shadow milk though, his literal foil, the beast that will never leave him alone ― they share far more than just a souljam. they share traits and emotions and so much else. it would be so easily to write shadow milk off as a horrible monster and eldritch god, but to shadow milk, there's so much more to the beast cookie than people realize.

pure vanilla sees only the best in him. ONLY the best. he recognizes that shadow milk has also been traumatized by past events, and said trauma is what led to his corruption and downfall. there's still shades of the fount of knowledge buried deep, deep under that messy, theatrical exterior, and while pure vanilla doesn't want to drag that former self back up to the surface, he recognizes that maybe shadow milk just needs someone to lean on every now and then.

so in short, no one is beyond redemption. because in earthbread, trauma is what creates a villain, and when pure vanilla starts picking at that trauma to find the gem buried beneath, he'll find that communication and understanding is all that's needed to make sense of this world. even if their former selves can't or won't be brought back, there's still a place for everyone to go.

[zenkichiihasegawa]

All AI scrapers go to hell no matter what :)

(Ps I am so sorry this happened to you what the fuck is wrong with people?????)

This didn't actually happen to me specifically, but from what it sounds like, it is a big. Large. *Nasty* problem. As a precautionary action from here on forward, due to the nasty horrid shenanigans of AI bros that think this is cute, I am locking my fics to account users only.

I'm really sorry it had to come to this but. Fuck, man.

[idestprimum]

Have anyone of you pulled pranks?

"Oh yes, certainly! I was quite the trickster back in my youth! A terror in the mines, as I was so eloquently called! Ha!"

"No, hardly. I was very reclusive and kept mostly to myself."

"Well, I wouldn't call myself a trickster, but I did get into trouble often for doing things I shouldn't."

"No."