#; everkillaman

[maplebaymanda-blog]

@everkillaman from here.

“Satan can attract anything. Trust me, I slept with bible boy.”

“ YOU WHAT. ” THAT’S HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR. SHE’LL NEVER LOOK AT HIM THE SAME. SHE CAN’T BABYSIT HIS KIDS ANYMORE. (Actually she still can it’s good money. Dad taught her the right priorities).

[maplebaymanda-blog]

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞(adventure atlas)

“ I would say that’s a funny joke, but I wouldn’t put actually being a satanist past you. Whatever brings out the cryptids, right? ”