#; unicron

[theeprimus]

YOU WOULDN'T /NEED/ TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MEGATRONS IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP LETTING THEM RUIN YOUR SURFACE FOR THE SAKE OF A SILLY WAR.

‘‘THE WAR ISNT MY FAULT. IT IS THE MORTALS DOING. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MINDS, MIND YOU.’‘

[delusi0nalseeker]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom replied to your post: “NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK...”

I'M HUNGRY. GET SOMETHING TO EAT FOR ME. SOMETHING NICE AND SPICY, I THINK.

‘‘Apologies, but I am in no possession of Energon right now.....’‘ Starscream mumbled. He did not know what the gods ate. Thus, he cannot help the hunger. Besides...he did not even want to touch Dark Energon again. He still gets nightmares from his last use of it....

[luckyychcrms]

WHAT IS 'PIZZA?' IS IT EDIBLE? GET SOME FOR ME.

‘’Uhhhh…I ….don’t think Cybertronians can have Pizza….? Or human food in general? Optimus never mentioned food except for energon…’’

[theeprimus]

WORD OF ADVICE: DO YOUR FRAGGING JOB.

“I AM.”

[theeprimus]

I'M NOT FRAGGING /EVIL./ I'M DOING WHAT /NEEDS/ TO BE DONE WHILE /YOU/ SLEEP AWAY AND DO NOTHING FOR THE BALANCE. MAYBE, IF MISTER 'ORDER' DID HIS JOB TO ACTUALLY KEEP THINGS ORDERLY, I WOULDN'T /NEED/ TO TIDY UP THE UNIVERSE.

“I am doing my job. You’re the one whom is messing up my doings. For example: Trying to eat my children.” Primus huffed.

[theeprimus]

How Primus and Unicron interact

Optimus: Sir, I really believe you and Unicron should talk things out....

Primus: And risk my spark?! I will not risk myself for such nonsense. He does not listen!

Unicron has entered the chat.

Primus has left the chat.

Unicron: ....

Unicron: I see how it is.

Optimus: ......

[theeprimus]

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“?????????”

He honestly is just confused on how to respond. He stiffens at the feeling of being touched so many times in a row. Why is he poking him?

[theeprimus]

I AM LOOKING FOR A DATAPAD, AND MY DIRECT BROTHER WILL NOT RELINQUISH HIS. I AM LOOKING FOR 'A THOUSAND AND ONE KAONI NIGHTS,' FIRST EDITION, BY SILVERQUILL. A CLEAN COPY, IF YOU WOULD.

“Apologies, Unicron. But you are on your own. I’m currently....occupied.”

Primus snickered in the back of his helm as he was indeed busy doing....something.