Bart/Jaime and Tim/Bart
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Tim + Bart
who is more likely to hurt the other? Honestly the both of them, because they have different backgrounds and emotions aren’t a thing they’re used to, maybe Bart tries to be careful around Tim but they both fuck up.
who is emotionally stronger? At first sight one would say Tim, because he’s the one who doesn’t breaks down easily and its really common to see Bart yelling and maybe sobbing? But its the other way around, Bart lives with his emotions on a daily basis while Tim just ignores them.
who is physically stronger? I wanna say Bart, since he’s a meta and Tim’s just a really weird human
who is more likely to break a bone? Bart, all the damn time, not that it matters bc he recovers in like 15 minutes.
who knows best what to say to upset the other? Bart, Tim’s a jealous asshole so Bart just needs to mention one of his crushes in front of Tim to get him all moody.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Bart, Tim’s too proud to apologize, when they talk things he can spit out some kind of apologize but he’ll never give the first step.
who treats who’s wounds more often? Tim tries to patch Bart up, but he heals so fast it doesn’t counts, on the other hand Bart has no patience to treat anyone’s wounds.
who is in constant need of comfort? Tim all the time, he’s a neglected child who needs all of the hugs
who gets more jealous? T I M ‘Jealousy’ D R A K E
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? neither?
who will propose? no not yet chill
who has the most difficult parents? Tim
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Bart, he’s an overly excited puppy who needs to be touched and to touch everyone, they don’t even date and Bart’s holding Tim’s hand.
who comes up for the other all the time? Bart
who hogs the blankets? Tim, He’s a blanket stealer, he’s wanted on 30 states for his crimes
who gets more sad? Both, not that Bart shows it but the boy has his issues
who is better at cheering the other up? Bart, Tim just sucks at comforting people and all Bart needs to do to make Tim laugh is tell a bad joke
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Bart, he touches everyone all the time, Tim tried once but it felt weird
who is more streetwise? Tim, the kid’s from Gotham ffs
who is more wise? Neither, they’re intelligent but not wise
who’s the shyest? Tim, but Bart’s shy on some other things
who boasts about the other more? Tim always talks about Bart and how awesome his speed is, he says its because he’s researched Bart but that’s a lie
who sits on who’s lap? Bartholomew Allen
Jaime + Bart
who is more likely to hurt the other? Jaime, both psychically and emotionally, he can get careless around Bart and say the wrong things, also when Khaji Da gets out of control he might hurt Bart.
who is emotionally stronger? Jaime
who is physically stronger? Jaime just bc he has the alien thing going on
who is more likely to break a bone? Bart, the guy can’t stay still
who knows best what to say to upset the other? Jaime knows how to make Bart feel awful, he doesn’t bc he’s a good bf (boyfriend? best friend? who knows)
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Both, they can’t stay mad at each other bc #bros but maybe Jaime bc he can’t stay mad at Bart, and he hates to make Bart upset
who treats who’s wounds more often? Since Blue here doesn’t has the fast healing thing, Bart
who is in constant need of comfort? Bart, not that he says it out loud but the future is a dark awful place and he always seeks Jaime’s touch to feel better
who gets more jealous? Jaime, he’s mexican ffs, so he’s jeally af specially bc everyone seems to love Bart
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? ?? who knows really, neither?
who will propose? Jaime geez they’re like teenagers and won’t get marry
who has the most difficult parents? I’ll go with Bart, only bc Jaime’s parents are actual angels who love their super hero son.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Bart, Jaime’s palms get sweaty but Bart doesn’t cares
who comes up for the other all the time? Bart, bc he’s always everywhere
who hogs the blankets? Neither, the blankets always end up in the floor, Bart kicks them and Jaime uses the boy as a blanket, or tries since Bart can’t even lay still in his sleep
who gets more sad? Jaime, he’s sad bc Bart’s a cinnamon roll who’s suffered a lot? Sometimes he just wants to make a video under his covers crying while saying “leave bart alone”
who is better at cheering the other up? Both are really good, since they’re SBFF
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Bart, Khaji Da first reaction was to exterminate the treat, Jaime had to explain that it was a playful slap
who is more streetwise? Jaime, he lives in El Paso and some of his friends are in street gangs, besides he’s a pocho but like a pocho cholillo
who is more wise? Khaji Da
who’s the shyest? Jaime, he’s new at the liking another boy thing
who boasts about the other more? Bart’s constant talk is “Jaime did this” and “My best friend Jaime is awesome because…” everyone is sick of hearing him
who sits on who’s lap? Bart not that Jaime cares at all