Leon: *just opened an exit gate*
Leon: ...
Leon: *checks text message*
Leon: *looks up to see he's dying right under the Killer*
Leon: ...
Leon: *starts screaming*
Xenomorph: *picks up Leon*
Leon: *screams more*
Xenomorph: *drops him*
Leon: *confused screaming*
Xenomorph:
Leon, noticing he was dropped at the Hatch: ...
Leon, looking up at the Xenomorph: *slightly quieter, confused screaming?*
Xenomorph: *nods*
Leon:
*later*
Leon: And that is why I pray to the Xenomorphs. My religion is simply Xenomorph. My sexuality? It's Xenomorph. Seriously, I will let a Xenomorph use my body for reproductive reasons. My body is ready.
Carlos:
Carlos: This man is seriously not saying he checked his phone b e f o r e taking 5 steps to escape.
Quentin: ... He's new.
Jill: Yeah, yesterday he made eye-contact with the Spirit, then stood completely still when she phased.
<source: dbd with friends>













