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Trickster: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Jake: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

Meg: Ji-Woon. Answer the question, Ji-Woon.

Trickster: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Trickster: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?

Jake: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Meg: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Jake: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Meg: It takes less than a minute.

Jake: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Meg: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Jake: Like seven minutes??

Quentin: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Meg: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Quentin? Your stove is enchanted!

Trickster: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Yun-Jin: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

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Leon, to Jill: Look at me.

Jill:

Leon:

Leon: I think legally you have to look at me.

Jill: *looks at Leon*

Leon, in a bunny suit: Hi, I'd like to apply for a loan.

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Nancy, to The Squad: Will we ever get out of here?!

Steve: I don't know about that, but what I do know is that this chicken fettuccini is BOMB!

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Yun-Jin: How late were you up last night?

Quentin & David, in tandem: Me?

Yun-Jin: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Yun-Jin, to Leon: You.

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Leon, texting Jake: Jake there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Leon: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Leon: Jake

Leon: Jake

Jake: Jake is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Jonathan: What are you two arguing about this time?

Nancy: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Steve: Cry me a table, Nancy.

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Min: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Nea, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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The Squad: *hanging out*

Jill, in the middle of a conversation: Wait, hold on.

Jill, turning to Leon: Do I have broccoli in my teeth?

Leon, looking: Uhhhhhh, no.

Jill: Okay.

Jill:

Jill: I had broccoli earlier.

The Squad:

Leon: Did you use mouthwash?

Jill: I had broccoli.

Leon: No, I know that, but did you use mouthwash after? I heard you gurgling earlier.

Jill: I was gurgling--

Jill:

Jill: ... Broccoli.

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